Do you have pierced nipples? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Think of your chillun. They will all be like…THE MILK IS CUMMIN OUT OF 2 HOLEZ!!!!!11111!11ONEONE.
Then they may bite your teet.
I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT IT. My kids would be so hideously ugly and fucked up – those mutants will never be unleashed upon the world. Also pierced nipples + breast feeding = mastitis.
Internet, I think we should get married. Perhaps we could have children, but only if we eat them immediately upon hatching. (That is how babies happen, right?)
You are correct. Upon hatching we eat roughly 75-78% of them. The others are sent to live with a pack of wolves. The strongest survive. Marriage is a must.
You always say to yourself “Well, one little nibble won’t hurt.” But then you realize — YOUR LIVE YOUNG ARE FUCKING DELICIOUS!!
Next thing you know, the cops are kicking down your door while you frantically dip junior’s remaining bits in sweet & sour sauce for that last savory bite.
February 15th, 2009 - 20:57
Question: does having pierced nipples make that easier or just more painful? I don’t want to find out.
February 16th, 2009 - 00:49
Do you have pierced nipples? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Think of your chillun. They will all be like…THE MILK IS CUMMIN OUT OF 2 HOLEZ!!!!!11111!11ONEONE.
Then they may bite your teet.
THINK ABOUT IT.
February 16th, 2009 - 05:11
hmmm i actually think it would’ve been better if you completely forgot to post this.
February 16th, 2009 - 13:22
I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT IT. My kids would be so hideously ugly and fucked up – those mutants will never be unleashed upon the world. Also pierced nipples + breast feeding = mastitis.
February 16th, 2009 - 13:57
I see, you are such a good mother. I think I am in love.
-Regards
The Internet
February 16th, 2009 - 15:33
Internet, I think we should get married. Perhaps we could have children, but only if we eat them immediately upon hatching. (That is how babies happen, right?)
February 16th, 2009 - 15:37
You are correct. Upon hatching we eat roughly 75-78% of them. The others are sent to live with a pack of wolves. The strongest survive. Marriage is a must.
February 20th, 2009 - 20:11
You always say to yourself “Well, one little nibble won’t hurt.” But then you realize — YOUR LIVE YOUNG ARE FUCKING DELICIOUS!!
Next thing you know, the cops are kicking down your door while you frantically dip junior’s remaining bits in sweet & sour sauce for that last savory bite.
February 28th, 2009 - 10:22
That nip twist open girl is just class with a capital K.