The One Kind of Porn You Can’t Find Online
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26 Responses to “The One Kind of Porn You Can’t Find Online”
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tom_
What do you mean by “can’t find on the internet”?
It’s right here (proceed with caution):
http://i40.tinypic.com/2hfkt9e.jpg
posted on:March 2nd, 2009 at 1:54 pm -
WEGGLES
I’ve seen the one where they do it on the dead bear…. kinda messed up.
posted on:March 2nd, 2009 at 2:30 pm -
hamd1234
Unfortunately, it seems docking is as close as we’ll ever get.
Unless some guy gets his dickhole stretched out, which actually doesn’t seem that far fetched.
posted on:March 2nd, 2009 at 3:00 pm -
Lola
Dude should subscribe to BME/HARD. Fucker acts like no one docks, stretches, or subincises. Or does docking not count?
posted on:March 2nd, 2009 at 3:35 pm -
Silver
I’ve seen two fingers go down a guy’s dick (sounding?)
posted on:March 2nd, 2009 at 3:54 pm -
Wilika
Well, I did see a video showing a lady sticking a dildo in a guy’s dick… so… like… technically it seems possible…
Damn, now I’m curious!
posted on:March 2nd, 2009 at 4:22 pm -
Crizum
If docking doesn’t count the closest I have seen was a rod stretching it out. Now that they’ve thrown it out there I give it a week or two before it ends up posted here.
posted on:March 2nd, 2009 at 6:24 pm -
Ray Pallagation
uhh…..
what they are talking about is meatotomy.
I advise you not to google image search this.
posted on:March 2nd, 2009 at 6:24 pm -
Captain Howdy
Well, they sort of did something like that with Kids in a Sandbox…where the chick shoves a dildo into the dude’s dickhole and he’s all ‘OH GOD, WHATTYA DOIN???” and she’s all “I’LL MAKE IT FIT!!” and he’s all “THAT’S AN OUT HOLE GUUUUUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!”
That’s about as close as you’ll get other than meatotomy.
Which is fucked up, by the way.
posted on:March 2nd, 2009 at 6:29 pm -
Lola
Sticking things in the urethra is called sounding. And a meatotomy is only splitting the underside of the head of the dick.
Honestly dudes. This shit is out there. You just gotta pay for it.
posted on:March 2nd, 2009 at 6:50 pm -
Lola
NSFW
Sounding: http://news.bmezine.com/2006/10/19/yes-he-fits-the-whole-thing/
I don’t have the money to buy a subscription to BME/HARD right now, but maybe if I submit something I’ll be able to retrieve a picture for you. Or you could, you know, get a subscription to BMEvideo to see all this fun stuff for yourself.
posted on:March 2nd, 2009 at 6:58 pm -
Crizum
This is the internet, I refuse to pay for it.
posted on:March 2nd, 2009 at 7:15 pm -
Angi
Pfft. I invented the dick in a dick.
posted on:March 2nd, 2009 at 7:50 pm -
Ray Pallagation
I’m sure meatotomy must help with sounding an awful lot.
posted on:March 2nd, 2009 at 7:54 pm -
Jennifer
Sigh. I hate this website so much that I love it.
posted on:March 3rd, 2009 at 12:18 am -
zangief
I don’t want it.
posted on:March 3rd, 2009 at 12:31 am -
Stephen (totally unrelated)
that singer doesn’t know how to google. . . example:
http://rrgalleries.com/cockdockers/image_galleries/content_sets/djuki_pedja/images04.jpg
posted on:March 3rd, 2009 at 2:26 am -
Raisins
None of this is still A dick in a another dick hole. hahahah
posted on:March 4th, 2009 at 8:54 am -
Lola
If I get my old job back, maybe I will get a subscription to BMEhard…
posted on:March 4th, 2009 at 12:49 pm -
Gnarlie
fuck i went to the bme video…very few videos make me short of breath….fuck
posted on:March 6th, 2009 at 2:25 am -
Ace McTasty
I have indeed witnessed a dick in a dick on the interwebs somewhere a long time ago
i have also seen a chick finger a mans cock till he camenot that i am into that kinda shit or anything 0_0 heh….heh….hhh
posted on:March 6th, 2009 at 7:37 am -
Ace McTasty
oh and those 2 girls 1 cup girls where fucking hot
even with fecal-beards
posted on:March 6th, 2009 at 7:40 am -
Bradley
I’ve finally found something I’m afraid to look at…
I’ve seen a live squid in a woman’s vagina and didn’t even blink, but something about just the thought of this makes me cringe.
posted on:March 6th, 2009 at 2:08 pm -
Alvos
Internet: “Ok Raisins, gauntlet thrown, gauntlet picked up; I’m taking this one head-on as a personal challenge.”
posted on:March 13th, 2009 at 2:57 pm -
Rin
Well, considering the fact that there’s an old picture on this site of a penis with the head of a small doll inside it, I wouldn’t count it as too far-fetched.
But it IS one of the few things I haven’t seen, and I’m morbidly curious.
Perhaps to Google now.
posted on:September 21st, 2009 at 5:35 am -
Casper
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schnoodling
pretty damn close if you ask me
posted on:December 1st, 2009 at 8:36 pm
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