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2Mar/0926

The One Kind of Porn You Can’t Find Online



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  1. What do you mean by “can’t find on the internet”?
    It’s right here (proceed with caution):
    http://i40.tinypic.com/2hfkt9e.jpg

  2. I’ve seen the one where they do it on the dead bear…. kinda messed up.

  3. Unfortunately, it seems docking is as close as we’ll ever get.
    Unless some guy gets his dickhole stretched out, which actually doesn’t seem that far fetched.

  4. Dude should subscribe to BME/HARD. Fucker acts like no one docks, stretches, or subincises. Or does docking not count?

  5. I’ve seen two fingers go down a guy’s dick (sounding?)

  6. Well, I did see a video showing a lady sticking a dildo in a guy’s dick… so… like… technically it seems possible…
    Damn, now I’m curious!

  7. If docking doesn’t count the closest I have seen was a rod stretching it out. Now that they’ve thrown it out there I give it a week or two before it ends up posted here.

  8. uhh…..
    what they are talking about is meatotomy.
    I advise you not to google image search this.

  9. Well, they sort of did something like that with Kids in a Sandbox…where the chick shoves a dildo into the dude’s dickhole and he’s all ‘OH GOD, WHATTYA DOIN???” and she’s all “I’LL MAKE IT FIT!!” and he’s all “THAT’S AN OUT HOLE GUUUUUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!”

    That’s about as close as you’ll get other than meatotomy.

    Which is fucked up, by the way.

  10. Sticking things in the urethra is called sounding. And a meatotomy is only splitting the underside of the head of the dick.

    Honestly dudes. This shit is out there. You just gotta pay for it.

  11. NSFW

    Sounding: http://news.bmezine.com/2006/10/19/yes-he-fits-the-whole-thing/

    I don’t have the money to buy a subscription to BME/HARD right now, but maybe if I submit something I’ll be able to retrieve a picture for you. Or you could, you know, get a subscription to BMEvideo to see all this fun stuff for yourself.

  12. This is the internet, I refuse to pay for it.

  13. Pfft. I invented the dick in a dick.

  14. I’m sure meatotomy must help with sounding an awful lot.

  15. Sigh. I hate this website so much that I love it.

  16. I don’t want it.

  17. that singer doesn’t know how to google. . . example:
    http://rrgalleries.com/cockdockers/image_galleries/content_sets/djuki_pedja/images04.jpg

  18. None of this is still A dick in a another dick hole. hahahah

  19. If I get my old job back, maybe I will get a subscription to BMEhard…

  20. fuck i went to the bme video…very few videos make me short of breath….fuck

  21. I have indeed witnessed a dick in a dick on the interwebs somewhere a long time ago
    i have also seen a chick finger a mans cock till he came

    not that i am into that kinda shit or anything 0_0 heh….heh….hhh

  22. oh and those 2 girls 1 cup girls where fucking hot
    even with fecal-beards

  23. I’ve finally found something I’m afraid to look at…

    I’ve seen a live squid in a woman’s vagina and didn’t even blink, but something about just the thought of this makes me cringe.

  24. Internet: “Ok Raisins, gauntlet thrown, gauntlet picked up; I’m taking this one head-on as a personal challenge.”

  25. Well, considering the fact that there’s an old picture on this site of a penis with the head of a small doll inside it, I wouldn’t count it as too far-fetched.

    But it IS one of the few things I haven’t seen, and I’m morbidly curious.

    Perhaps to Google now.


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