Please take this down. My mom said she wouldn’t tell anyone. I’m so embarrassed. I bet she also told you about how we cover the area with iodine, stand me on my head, paint my balls to look like eyeballs, and she plays with my erect j-shaped penis and does a gonzo impersonation. Sniff.
I got a laugh out of this one. My favorite part was the excuse as to why he couldn’t do it himself. Hey, too bad the roommate left. He could’ve had a 3some 3 days a week.
Obviously fake, but when you think about how screwed up people are, I’m sure it’s happening fairly often.
“In the beginning his penis was like a horseshoe in the tip…” lol
and
“that made me hard.”
lol.
great lines. this seems pretty clearly fake to me. no one writing this from a serious parental point of view would focus that much on the orgasms/ejaculations. enjoyable read nonetheless.
You do know that person is only a perverted troll that gets off on incest stories right? That shit isn’t funny enough to be on here. It’s quite sick.
It was probably some naked 60 year man on a parenting board stroking himself to breastfeeding moms. Ew.
March 23rd, 2009 - 14:08
Should someone call child protection services?
March 23rd, 2009 - 14:22
i’m hard
March 23rd, 2009 - 14:43
In Alabama they call this type of shit foreplay.
March 23rd, 2009 - 14:46
Very nice work, internet.
March 23rd, 2009 - 15:04
i almost puked all over myself.
March 23rd, 2009 - 15:27
Torture indeed. Oh mom.
March 23rd, 2009 - 16:10
Oh fuck, I read this during class and tried not to laugh. Also, are we sure that this is his mom and not his dad?
March 23rd, 2009 - 16:44
Please take this down. My mom said she wouldn’t tell anyone. I’m so embarrassed. I bet she also told you about how we cover the area with iodine, stand me on my head, paint my balls to look like eyeballs, and she plays with my erect j-shaped penis and does a gonzo impersonation. Sniff.
March 23rd, 2009 - 16:44
I’m not entirely sure this isn’t some 17 year old dude getting a laugh.
March 23rd, 2009 - 16:44
I mean come on… Horseshoe penis?
March 23rd, 2009 - 18:13
Probably hidden troll, but still, the guy at the end of the post summed it up pretty well ^_^;
March 23rd, 2009 - 19:01
Hahahaha. Haha. “Moooom, I can’t jerk myself off! You have to do it for meeee! Come on, mooom!”
This reminds me of the Strippersons.
March 23rd, 2009 - 20:03
OMG that happened to me too…
…but with your mom
March 23rd, 2009 - 23:43
obvious troll is obvious
made me lol, though.
March 24th, 2009 - 00:34
you know the guy’s mom must REALLY love him enough to sign up for tantric massage classes just to help out his J-rod
March 24th, 2009 - 04:30
omg i read this in class, how awkward.
i really hope this is a troll post
March 24th, 2009 - 06:59
i feel sorry for the housemate who had to move out – imagine how uncomfortable they felt knowing that was going on in the next room!
March 24th, 2009 - 07:16
Saw this at Viceland.com
March 24th, 2009 - 07:45
I got a laugh out of this one. My favorite part was the excuse as to why he couldn’t do it himself. Hey, too bad the roommate left. He could’ve had a 3some 3 days a week.
Obviously fake, but when you think about how screwed up people are, I’m sure it’s happening fairly often.
March 27th, 2009 - 10:38
“In the beginning his penis was like a horseshoe in the tip…” lol
and
“that made me hard.”
lol.
great lines. this seems pretty clearly fake to me. no one writing this from a serious parental point of view would focus that much on the orgasms/ejaculations. enjoyable read nonetheless.
April 11th, 2009 - 20:39
You do know that person is only a perverted troll that gets off on incest stories right? That shit isn’t funny enough to be on here. It’s quite sick.
It was probably some naked 60 year man on a parenting board stroking himself to breastfeeding moms. Ew.
September 21st, 2009 - 18:49
that made me hard 4 real no joke i got to go hump something now