I think my dick my might be bent, you should help.
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Thanks to thatsmaddecent on twitter, who’s dick always need “massaged”
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22 Responses to “I think my dick my might be bent, you should help.”
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The Internet Is Terrific
Should someone call child protection services?
posted on:March 23rd, 2009 at 2:08 pm -
Streberking
i’m hard
posted on:March 23rd, 2009 at 2:22 pm -
Crizum
In Alabama they call this type of shit foreplay.
posted on:March 23rd, 2009 at 2:43 pm -
Zen
Very nice work, internet.
posted on:March 23rd, 2009 at 2:46 pm -
snuggly thug
i almost puked all over myself.
posted on:March 23rd, 2009 at 3:04 pm -
Mr. Penie!
Torture indeed. Oh mom.
posted on:March 23rd, 2009 at 3:27 pm -
Captain Howdy
Oh fuck, I read this during class and tried not to laugh. Also, are we sure that this is his mom and not his dad?
posted on:March 23rd, 2009 at 4:10 pm -
sweetestsadist
Please take this down. My mom said she wouldn’t tell anyone. I’m so embarrassed. I bet she also told you about how we cover the area with iodine, stand me on my head, paint my balls to look like eyeballs, and she plays with my erect j-shaped penis and does a gonzo impersonation. Sniff.
posted on:March 23rd, 2009 at 4:44 pm -
Sanchez
I’m not entirely sure this isn’t some 17 year old dude getting a laugh.
posted on:March 23rd, 2009 at 4:44 pm -
Sanchez
I mean come on… Horseshoe penis?
posted on:March 23rd, 2009 at 4:44 pm -
Ycare
Probably hidden troll, but still, the guy at the end of the post summed it up pretty well ^_^;
posted on:March 23rd, 2009 at 6:13 pm -
Lola
Hahahaha. Haha. “Moooom, I can’t jerk myself off! You have to do it for meeee! Come on, mooom!”
This reminds me of the Strippersons.
posted on:March 23rd, 2009 at 7:01 pm -
penners
OMG that happened to me too…
…but with your mom
posted on:March 23rd, 2009 at 8:03 pm -
rafael
obvious troll is obvious
made me lol, though.
posted on:March 23rd, 2009 at 11:43 pm -
janie jones
you know the guy’s mom must REALLY love him enough to sign up for tantric massage classes just to help out his J-rod
posted on:March 24th, 2009 at 12:34 am -
ikkyg
omg i read this in class, how awkward.
i really hope this is a troll post
posted on:March 24th, 2009 at 4:30 am -
Vickie
i feel sorry for the housemate who had to move out - imagine how uncomfortable they felt knowing that was going on in the next room!
posted on:March 24th, 2009 at 6:59 am -
Anonymous
Saw this at Viceland.com
posted on:March 24th, 2009 at 7:16 am -
Bradley
I got a laugh out of this one. My favorite part was the excuse as to why he couldn’t do it himself. Hey, too bad the roommate left. He could’ve had a 3some 3 days a week.
Obviously fake, but when you think about how screwed up people are, I’m sure it’s happening fairly often.
posted on:March 24th, 2009 at 7:45 am -
reed
“In the beginning his penis was like a horseshoe in the tip…” lol
and
“that made me hard.”lol.
great lines. this seems pretty clearly fake to me. no one writing this from a serious parental point of view would focus that much on the orgasms/ejaculations. enjoyable read nonetheless.
posted on:March 27th, 2009 at 10:38 am -
SEEYA
You do know that person is only a perverted troll that gets off on incest stories right? That shit isn’t funny enough to be on here. It’s quite sick.
It was probably some naked 60 year man on a parenting board stroking himself to breastfeeding moms. Ew.
posted on:April 11th, 2009 at 8:39 pm -
JC
that made me hard 4 real no joke i got to go hump something now
posted on:September 21st, 2009 at 6:49 pm