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29Mar/081

Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

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BELLEVUE, Ohio -- Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.

According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He was freed after posting $20,000 bond, authorities said.

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  1. why jail???it makes no absolute sense why the hell did they arrest a man for FUKING A DAMN TABLE?? CAN’T HE JUST Pay FOR THE DAMN TABLE ???BULL SHIT


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