The Internet is Terrible Sometimes the internet changes a man.

1. Ry-Diddy
   June 5th, 2009 - 07:51

   No words can express the sheer horror associated with this picture.
2. Dave N
   June 5th, 2009 - 07:59

   I really hope that’s paint. Or chocolate. Or mud. Or just not excrement.
3. Raisins
   June 5th, 2009 - 08:20

   it’s on his lips
4. drunkula
   June 5th, 2009 - 08:46

   dad?
5. McDick
   June 5th, 2009 - 09:52

   Congratulations Raisins. Your posts this week are actually terrible again. Finally.

   Thank you for filling my brain with filth.
6. Lola
   June 5th, 2009 - 10:34

   This looks like something from PostSecret, if PostSecret were some sort of awesome nightmare.
7. anaceofkidneys
   June 5th, 2009 - 10:37

   It’s brownie batter. Nothing weird about that, right? That’s what I’m going to tell myself. (And everyone I send this to.)
8. Skullsoup
   June 5th, 2009 - 11:58

   I really hope i NEVER find out this items back story.
9. JoshuaZed
   June 5th, 2009 - 11:59

   Thank you, yellow NSFW box!! You’re always there when I need you.
10. Beeker
    June 5th, 2009 - 12:00

    That looks like it actually took time to smear around. I’d hate to live near this guy.
11. Jennifer (THE FAKE ONE!!!)
    June 5th, 2009 - 12:04

    THAT BETTER FUCKING BE CHOCOLATE. And the only plausible situation I will accept as an explanation of this picture is a chocolate slip-n-slide. Jesus Christ, Raisins.
12. Captain Howdy
    June 5th, 2009 - 12:18

    ಠ_ಠ
13. drunkula
    June 5th, 2009 - 13:28

    black man with Vitiligo
14. HowToFoldSoup
    June 5th, 2009 - 13:56

    This is the same guy in the Eeyore outfit, 20 minutes later. It’s like a before and after.
15. Sanchez
    June 5th, 2009 - 14:07

    This was the one and only censored picture I didn’t click on.
16. IC Light
    June 5th, 2009 - 14:16

    It’s probably just chocolate body paint.
17. pm
    June 5th, 2009 - 14:29

    The Internet Is Terrible.
18. Lizface
    June 5th, 2009 - 16:10

    ohmygod, it’s on his smug, smirking teeth. I’ve actually drunk almost a litre of gin by now, but PLEASE, somebody put me out of my misery.
19. zangief
    June 5th, 2009 - 16:32

    fuck you
20. eddiee9
    June 5th, 2009 - 16:38

    LOL @Lola I also pictures this as a PostSecret
21. thatsmaddecent
    June 5th, 2009 - 17:07

    lol love the caption! XD
22. Dave N
    June 5th, 2009 - 17:18

    Ok wait. So who took the picture?
23. Misa
    June 5th, 2009 - 19:40

    I will not click on the box. I will not click on the box! I will not click on the box!! Must resist!
24. Jennifer (Real One)
    June 5th, 2009 - 20:27

    What? They were doing mud baths and salt glow exfoliation, what?
25. Lola
    June 5th, 2009 - 23:25

    For the people tempted to look under the box, I’m pretty sure he’s just holding a turd. That couldn’t possibly be his dick, could it…? OH GOD NO–
26. Rini
    June 5th, 2009 - 23:43

    …I’m not sure I want to know how this man smells after all this, or any of the infections he might be getting from smearing what I wish wasn’t shit on his mouth and dick.
27. Captain Howdy
    June 6th, 2009 - 01:40

    LOLA DON’T BE A HERO!!!!
28. turbo
    June 6th, 2009 - 04:59

    http://www.populationpaste.com/blog/mitch/
29. Nino
    June 6th, 2009 - 10:30

    That better be crap. It’s no fun if it’s chocolate ^^
30. coocooyapyap
    June 6th, 2009 - 13:45

    Is that sonic’s boyfriend?
31. TheHouseOfPie
    June 6th, 2009 - 13:52

    Does anyone know the website with Mitch on it? I’ve lost the link :(
32. wat
    June 6th, 2009 - 16:10

    Thanks, turbo. I know I’d seen that before, but I forgot the link. Now I can relive the Mitch story over and over again! YAY!
33. eddiee9
    June 7th, 2009 - 13:33

    I think I just threw up a little.
34. Hentai master henry
    June 7th, 2009 - 22:11

    that is turd from someone.really,hes jerking off but I don’t know who signed it.
35. senorglory
    June 10th, 2009 - 21:33

    i’m almost embarrassed to tell you what I THOUGHT I SAW, but when i first glanced at the image above, i IMAGINED, for just a second, that the photo above was some kind of glossy photo memento, showing a nude adult male, covered in human excrement, meaningfully holding his stub of an aroused cock, around which the man depicted had written and signed some jarringly lighthearted references to ‘sexy play’ and ‘brown kisses!!!’ HaHa! Preposterous, I know!! Clearly my eyes can’t be trusted.
36. henkdevriep
    June 11th, 2009 - 08:00

    what has been seen… :(
37. angry
    June 19th, 2009 - 23:40

    Fuck you for posting this. It wasn’t even censored or “yellow boxed” fuck you you fucking fucks.

    I’m going to kill my eyes.
38. StatRooster
    June 23rd, 2009 - 08:29

    That guy looks like my english teacher…

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