Kids these days… I wouldn’t say he’s cool and I wouldn’t say he’s a dumbass… I mean, what does the media feed him with? MTV, reality shows, rap videos… ?? It’s a lot of garbage and these kids are constantly exposed to it. We didn’t have you-tube in the nineties! We met in ‘real’, played a tape of Appetite For Destruction and nobody wanted to act cool. We were cool.
@Lizface – I actually saw those UK type Smarties here in Singapore the other day, or maybe it was Kuala Lumpur. Well, whatever. I thought they were the US type at first and then got disappointed. The mix of American and UK goods down here is confusing sometimes.
@Misa – The only thing I could have done better was to say: practicing for [smoking cock]. In retrospect, that would have been funnier, and I feel I let the comment section down by missing that.
@Skullsoup – Wish I’d had a sister that brought chicks over for sleepovers.
@Weggles @HentaiHenry – In the US that type of candy is called Smarties, and it’s a powdery pellet thing, like a pez, except round. They do grind up pretty easily. They used to get crushed in my pocket all the time when I’d take them to school.
CLEARLY HE’S JUST TRYING TO PROMOTE THOUGHT-PROVOKING COMMENTARY WITH SUBTLE UNDERTONES SUGGESTING THAT OUR SOCIETY AS A GLOBAL VILLAGE IS COLLECTIVE ENSNARED IN FREUD’S PSCYHOSEXUAL STAGE OF ORAL FIXATION.
I can’t say anything to defend those sunglasses.
PS- I’m in Canada, and we do call them rockets, and our smarties are candy-coated chocolate buttons too.
I hope this catches on because if I go to jail for anything, I want it to be for punching Smartie cigarettes straight down kid’s throats. I’d tell the judge that it wasn’t assault, it Extreme Reverse Pez Dispensing.
June 9th, 2009 - 07:53
Kinda amazing, but still.. I’d beat up that kid for sure…
June 9th, 2009 - 08:21
this kid is cool and totally knows what he’s doing.
let’s kick his ass.
June 9th, 2009 - 08:32
This kid has douche written all over him. I should kick his ass.
Also why is there a play pen for a baby in his room?
June 9th, 2009 - 09:29
This kid is way too cool. Also, there aren’t enough posts tagged with “baby crib.”
June 9th, 2009 - 09:40
This kid is way cooler than the lot of you! The sun is shining in his room – that’s why he needs to wear glasses!
June 9th, 2009 - 10:26
Clearly, he is a genius of the highest degree.
June 9th, 2009 - 10:33
Dear god, the sheer coolness of this 14 year old is suffocating. One question though– doesn’t he know you can just smoke weed?
June 9th, 2009 - 10:49
What the fuck is the point of doing all that? So you can look like a dumbass in front of your friends, sucking on a pack of smarties?
Why doesn’t he just cut to the chase and tell everyone he’s practicing for cock sucking?
What a little tard.
June 9th, 2009 - 12:39
I got all excited thinking he meant the Smarties we get in the UK – chocolate buttons coated in a coloured sugary shell.
http://imagecache.allposters.com/images/pic/STFPOD/405598~Smarties-in-Scoop-and-Small-Bowl-Posters.jpg
sad face
June 9th, 2009 - 14:23
@Bradley
Finally someone who doesn’t praise the little tard. That kid is not a genius.
June 9th, 2009 - 14:25
in another of this guys videos he has a sleep over with his sister and her friend, first one to fall asleep gets shot with a BB gun.
this guy is tough
June 9th, 2009 - 15:26
That’s actually kinda cool.
June 9th, 2009 - 16:06
Kids these days… I wouldn’t say he’s cool and I wouldn’t say he’s a dumbass… I mean, what does the media feed him with? MTV, reality shows, rap videos… ?? It’s a lot of garbage and these kids are constantly exposed to it. We didn’t have you-tube in the nineties! We met in ‘real’, played a tape of Appetite For Destruction and nobody wanted to act cool. We were cool.
June 9th, 2009 - 16:26
“I don’t know if [I] could see that.”
I was blinded by the computer screen, as was he, and by his shining turtle medallion.
June 9th, 2009 - 17:27
those are not the smarties that i know.
arent they just like m&m’s without peanuts?
June 9th, 2009 - 19:48
I used to snort kool-aid powder when I was in 4th grade.
June 9th, 2009 - 21:15
He’s smoking Rockets… smarties are like M&Ms but better.
June 9th, 2009 - 21:43
First of all they call rockets or w/e smarties wherever the fuck he is second he is trainin for dick
June 10th, 2009 - 00:02
@Misa
lol teh interwebz r srs bsns
June 10th, 2009 - 00:39
Aww man, and I bin wastin all this time huffing jenkem.
June 10th, 2009 - 01:11
@Lizface – I actually saw those UK type Smarties here in Singapore the other day, or maybe it was Kuala Lumpur. Well, whatever. I thought they were the US type at first and then got disappointed. The mix of American and UK goods down here is confusing sometimes.
@Misa – The only thing I could have done better was to say: practicing for [smoking cock]. In retrospect, that would have been funnier, and I feel I let the comment section down by missing that.
@Skullsoup – Wish I’d had a sister that brought chicks over for sleepovers.
@Weggles @HentaiHenry – In the US that type of candy is called Smarties, and it’s a powdery pellet thing, like a pez, except round. They do grind up pretty easily. They used to get crushed in my pocket all the time when I’d take them to school.
June 10th, 2009 - 06:19
@raisin in Canada they’re called rockets..pretty gay right?
June 10th, 2009 - 06:21
off tipoc ;))))
June 10th, 2009 - 09:22
CLEARLY HE’S JUST TRYING TO PROMOTE THOUGHT-PROVOKING COMMENTARY WITH SUBTLE UNDERTONES SUGGESTING THAT OUR SOCIETY AS A GLOBAL VILLAGE IS COLLECTIVE ENSNARED IN FREUD’S PSCYHOSEXUAL STAGE OF ORAL FIXATION.
I can’t say anything to defend those sunglasses.
PS- I’m in Canada, and we do call them rockets, and our smarties are candy-coated chocolate buttons too.
June 10th, 2009 - 20:30
This fucker made it onto CBS.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BJ66tmBz50&feature=fvw
June 11th, 2009 - 00:49
Am I the only one who thought he was gonna crush the candy, put it in a pipe and smoke it like crack or something?
Also, what a waste of candy. I love smarties and they don’t sell them in my country :(
June 11th, 2009 - 06:26
I hope this catches on because if I go to jail for anything, I want it to be for punching Smartie cigarettes straight down kid’s throats. I’d tell the judge that it wasn’t assault, it Extreme Reverse Pez Dispensing.
June 11th, 2009 - 11:03
@IC WTF, people are stupid. I hate the world every day more and more\
I love how how they mime it, hhahah
June 11th, 2009 - 19:43
In Russia, Smarties smoke you! Actually, in Russia, Smarties worth more than actual currency.
But seriously–what’s the point? Does it get you buzzed or what? Or is it just a way for douchefags to look like bigger douchefags?
June 11th, 2009 - 23:35
The sad thing is that I’m probably going to try it.
June 12th, 2009 - 16:02
$10 says this kid is from new jersey
June 15th, 2009 - 20:19
dude I kind of thought it was cool, like the older version of candy cigarettes. Let him have his fun, at least he’s not getting into hard stuff yet.
June 26th, 2009 - 18:20
Well, you have to hand it to him, smoking candy is way less stupid than smoking actual cigarettes. Smarties bits won’t give you lung cancer.
June 27th, 2009 - 15:47
we need to leave sincere comments on his actual video