Aw hell, what is this guy, like a lonely boy whose shear isolation in a society kept to strongly reject the overweight has left him grasping at straws, whoring himself out whilst dodging hurtful youtube comments to endlessly search for understanding. Or he’s a mountain turd lawl.
I love Mountain Dew – especially Code Red. This fat kid’s opinion’s on soda has altered my world view. Never again shall it taste as good as it previously has. My soda innocence is lost.
dude, it’s not new or anything. I really want to know who watched this before trying this soda. I mean, it doesn’t need reviewing. and I’m pretty sure he was watching himself on the computer screen the whole time. Or reading terribly written cue cards. Moron.
June 15th, 2009 - 08:36
Aw hell, what is this guy, like a lonely boy whose shear isolation in a society kept to strongly reject the overweight has left him grasping at straws, whoring himself out whilst dodging hurtful youtube comments to endlessly search for understanding. Or he’s a mountain turd lawl.
June 15th, 2009 - 08:47
he should write for SNL
June 15th, 2009 - 08:48
He’s not fat. He’s big-boned.
June 15th, 2009 - 09:55
wut?
June 15th, 2009 - 10:12
Awe, it’s a diet soda. Sorry, dude.
June 15th, 2009 - 10:21
@Connor
Thats actually a terrible idea.
June 15th, 2009 - 10:55
he knows an awfull lot about diabetic piss.
June 15th, 2009 - 13:05
I love Mountain Dew – especially Code Red. This fat kid’s opinion’s on soda has altered my world view. Never again shall it taste as good as it previously has. My soda innocence is lost.
June 15th, 2009 - 13:24
Comparing Mountain Dew to piss? How original!
This fucker looks like Kevin from the Office.
June 15th, 2009 - 13:31
This guy is a joke!
June 15th, 2009 - 14:47
Milk is really cow jizz.
June 15th, 2009 - 16:14
Why did I watch the whole thing?
June 15th, 2009 - 16:43
….
fapfapfapfap ; _ ;
June 15th, 2009 - 20:08
dude, it’s not new or anything. I really want to know who watched this before trying this soda. I mean, it doesn’t need reviewing. and I’m pretty sure he was watching himself on the computer screen the whole time. Or reading terribly written cue cards. Moron.
June 15th, 2009 - 21:46
I WANT THOSE TWO MINUTES AND FIFTY EIGHT SECONDS OF MY LIFE BACK YOU FAT FUCKING FUCK.
(i still love u mountain dooooooo.)
June 16th, 2009 - 01:36
The guys username is hors3porn08….
June 16th, 2009 - 11:41
Mr. Hands!!! Hell yeah! Everyone knows the magical tale of Mr. Hands right?
June 16th, 2009 - 11:56
What’s up with fat people drinking diet pop?
And did you notice the guy finished the drink is 3 gulps?
And where’s the REVIEW? He mentions the flavour and then starts talking about “Mountain Piss”
What’s he gonna do next, Dr. Pepper and say it’s piss or shit from some guy named “Pepper”?
Fatty needs to stop rotting his brain with these drinks, maybe get some exercise.
June 16th, 2009 - 21:17
Someone should kill this kid’s parents.
March 2nd, 2010 - 16:23
i like how he’s doing soda reviews as if he doesn’t drink 80 of them a day.