it doenst even work… for all the people with the aching shoulders who cant reach their butt anymore, it gets even harder with this stupid thing. Anatomically designed, what a joke…
@zangief, good freaking question. Chip, you took the words out of my mouth. WHAT is so great about being fat, because if I knew, I’d be downstairs right now with the Sam’s Club tub of cookie dough and a spoon. And lady, you have NO dignity left, just get over it. If someone is wiping your butt? you’re done. and then telling everyone in this commercial…for shame.
I leave unnecessarily long comments. On everything. Do they have an extension arm for that???
WOW. There is absolutely no way in hell this thing would work. You would just end up with your crap all over this stick thing, then have to pry the toilet paper out of it yourself, then clean the thing while gagging…
I honestly don’t get how this thing would help… at all.
So, let’s say this thing does work … somehow. After a few days it will be smelly with bits of shit on it.
Seems like you’d have to shove it up your ass all the way to make it work! I bet that lady does it. And the fat guy.
June 24th, 2009 - 09:00
I demand more products for disgustingly obese people.
June 24th, 2009 - 09:06
Wait what? How the fuck you’re suppose to wipe your ass with this thing?
June 24th, 2009 - 09:46
its like a swiffer for your ass
June 24th, 2009 - 11:47
I now pronounce Comfort Wipe and The Body Snake , man and wife
June 24th, 2009 - 12:33
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING???
June 24th, 2009 - 15:08
die in a fire plz
it doenst even work… for all the people with the aching shoulders who cant reach their butt anymore, it gets even harder with this stupid thing. Anatomically designed, what a joke…
June 24th, 2009 - 15:57
Being a big guy certainly has it’s advantages.
AND it’s disadvantages.
June 24th, 2009 - 20:44
What the fuck was so damn important that happened to toilet paper in the 1880s?
June 24th, 2009 - 21:04
it’s true, being a big guy has tons of advantages, with the only real downside being limited access to your asshole.
June 24th, 2009 - 21:17
1) What are the advantages of being a big person?
2) Why would that woman need someone to wipe her?
3) That release looks really shitty.
June 24th, 2009 - 21:49
@zangief, good freaking question. Chip, you took the words out of my mouth. WHAT is so great about being fat, because if I knew, I’d be downstairs right now with the Sam’s Club tub of cookie dough and a spoon. And lady, you have NO dignity left, just get over it. If someone is wiping your butt? you’re done. and then telling everyone in this commercial…for shame.
I leave unnecessarily long comments. On everything. Do they have an extension arm for that???
June 25th, 2009 - 00:48
WOW. There is absolutely no way in hell this thing would work. You would just end up with your crap all over this stick thing, then have to pry the toilet paper out of it yourself, then clean the thing while gagging…
I honestly don’t get how this thing would help… at all.
June 25th, 2009 - 01:04
I’ll never wash my hands again!
June 25th, 2009 - 04:50
So, let’s say this thing does work … somehow. After a few days it will be smelly with bits of shit on it.
Seems like you’d have to shove it up your ass all the way to make it work! I bet that lady does it. And the fat guy.
June 25th, 2009 - 06:19
Hot dang! I could wipe my ass and then dust my shelves!
June 25th, 2009 - 15:54
I… don’t… understand…
June 25th, 2009 - 16:00
I’m a little fat and I don’t get cold very often. I suppose that’s an advantage?
Although I think I’d rather wear a sweater and be able to wipe my own asshole.
June 26th, 2009 - 20:57
If they ever made one completely directed towards females it would vibrate.
June 27th, 2009 - 03:45
In 1883 someone invented the toilet paper roll with the cardboard tube insert.
THE MORE YOU KNOW
June 27th, 2009 - 15:35
they still have to fold to toilet paper lol