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3Jul/0923

Happy 4th everyone

"This song should come built into the radio. It should have a button that just says 'USA' that you can push and this song plays. Cuz this is the greatest song ever. And I'm gonna sing it now."
thanks gobeartrap



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  1. I’m totally gay for America.

  2. Of course, if the Brits had stayed in charge, fireworks and barbeques would have been outlawed…. Maybe a good thing for that fat cunt. GO FREEDOM.

  3. FAIL.

  4. I’m totally gay for Captain Howdy.

  5. Not from USA,…………DON’T CARE=))łół

  6. Yeah I guess the Star-Spangled Banner is okay, but this song just means so much more.

  7. I’m totally gay for Drunkula. In a totally heterosexual way…most of the time.

  8. ew let’s scissor!

  9. Does he really say american music and then name drop the beatles? they weren’t part of the brittish invasion or anything…dumb fuck

  10. ohhh nevermind he said beauty

  11. God bless fetal alcohol syndrome.

  12. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKlw-eoZGgo&feature=related

    There’s a song about America.

    What a fat fuck.

  13. I’d totally buy that radio. And that button would wear out within weeks. cause that song gives me an effing boner!!

    “proud to be an American. Where at least I know I’m free”
    … you wish!

  14. when i was in kindergarten, this song was just becoming wildly popular. we had this event at the elementary school called “field day,” it was like an olympic games for little kids. anyway my entire elementary school performed a choreographed dance to this song that included a lot of epic marching and imaginary flag waving. the sheer reverence people have for this song is hilarious.

  15. Bluetooths + Lee Greenwood + BBQ’s Whenevar U want = FUUUUUUUKKKKKKKEN FREEEEEEEEEEDDOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM

    !

  16. I agree with the guy’s thoughts on the song, although I’d rather not listen to HIM sing it! I did a little write-up on what Independence Day means over at my little bloggy- The Daily Retard. I think its worth a read…

  17. Jenn: I love when I scroll down to make a comment and along the way I see a paragraph you written. Field day…we had water balloon fights. I agree with Lola-this song is not that super fantastic, unless you’re a super fat redneck apparently. Non-us-citizens: take note, we’re not all like this. I swear.

  18. Angeljesso, speak for yourself.

  19. Clearly the man here has not forgotten the barbecues at all.

  20. to make it complete he should be pulled over and tasered.

  21. Cletus here is a McCain/Palin vote.

  22. He’s just idealistic. The song gives him a dream. A dream where he can “proudly stand up”. Fat fucker.


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