I have that same shirt only without the EX-
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19 Responses to “I have that same shirt only without the EX-”
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LikeMan
Man..it was like man..but um..i was like man because man it was like man lmfao
posted on:August 17th, 2009 at 7:11 am -
JoshuaZed
I’ve been there, too. Masturbation = making out with the devil.
PG rated movies are the best to fight it.
Get hold of yourself and leggo of ya penis!
posted on:August 17th, 2009 at 7:35 am -
Quasimodo
I came…
posted on:August 17th, 2009 at 7:47 am -
Jennifer (THE FAKE ONE!!!)
yea nigga you know i got my man jose rodriguez checkin my dick fo blisters
oh, and
“being involved in fornication” made him want to masturbate more? he must be one hell of a shitty fucking lay.
posted on:August 17th, 2009 at 8:16 am -
Captain Howdy
1) His parents must be proud.
2) Nigrahs can read?
3) Raisins, that tag “I bet he wears it out” has me a little worried…what exactly did you mean he was going to wear out?
posted on:August 17th, 2009 at 9:19 am -
Daisy
Hahaha nice Captain, I bet he wears it out indeed.
“and when you think of masturbation, just think of Jesus.”
posted on:August 17th, 2009 at 9:42 am -
anaceofkidneys
I think about tractors when I masturbate too.
This poor guy. If you think your junk is so sinful and impure then you should just have it removed. Oh but that’s probably a sin too.
posted on:August 17th, 2009 at 10:20 am -
henkdevriep
I heard he lost his dick in a tragic accident
posted on:August 17th, 2009 at 10:30 am -
Shane
“Man, you tappin’?”
posted on:August 17th, 2009 at 12:27 pm -
Captain Howdy
Thank you, Daisy. And another point, circuit breaker panel behind him? Leading me to believe he’s a basement dweller in addition to being an Ex-masterbator.
posted on:August 17th, 2009 at 2:46 pm -
zangief
I masturbated to him talking about the evils of masturbation
posted on:August 17th, 2009 at 3:03 pm -
Beast of Bourbon
“Give all your body to God”
I’ll give it to God…IN HIS BUTT.
posted on:August 17th, 2009 at 3:35 pm -
angeljesso
wow. He just quit, cold turkey. I bet the “fornication community” let up a big “hurray!”
posted on:August 17th, 2009 at 3:41 pm -
Quasimodo
Matthew 19:12
“For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother’s womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven’s sake”
posted on:August 17th, 2009 at 5:25 pm -
Lola
Did he say something about his mom being proud of him for masturbating instead of having sex? Or do I just not understand Black? Because I can imagine the exchange…
That guy: “Man, mom, it’s like, I stopped like, fornicating, but um like, sometimes I masturbate and I like, feel so bad for uh like, disappointing God and sinning and stuff.”
That guy’s mom: “Oh sweetie, I’m so proud of you for masturbating!”
That guy: “BUT MOM I AM A SINNER.”
posted on:August 17th, 2009 at 6:25 pm -
sweetestsadist
I have a shirt that says X-Masturbator. I work one out ten times a day. Shoot my load right on the shirt. I even wear it in public. Inside-out of course. I don’t want anybody to see the stains.
posted on:August 17th, 2009 at 7:45 pm -
angeljesso
ten times a day, huh? That’s should be a champion sport, sweetestsadist.
posted on:August 17th, 2009 at 9:08 pm -
ToMmY
I do it 3 times a day I.0
posted on:August 17th, 2009 at 9:28 pm -
meatballs
Why is this not tagged with “nigger”?
posted on:August 18th, 2009 at 12:42 am
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