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I have that same shirt only without the EX-



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19 Responses to “I have that same shirt only without the EX-”

  1. LikeMan

    Man..it was like man..but um..i was like man because man it was like man lmfao


    posted on:August 17th, 2009 at 7:11 am
  2. JoshuaZed

    I’ve been there, too. Masturbation = making out with the devil.
    PG rated movies are the best to fight it.
    Get hold of yourself and leggo of ya penis!


    posted on:August 17th, 2009 at 7:35 am
  3. Quasimodo

    I came…


    posted on:August 17th, 2009 at 7:47 am
  4. Jennifer (THE FAKE ONE!!!)

    yea nigga you know i got my man jose rodriguez checkin my dick fo blisters

    oh, and

    “being involved in fornication” made him want to masturbate more? he must be one hell of a shitty fucking lay.


    posted on:August 17th, 2009 at 8:16 am
  5. Captain Howdy

    1) His parents must be proud.

    2) Nigrahs can read?

    3) Raisins, that tag “I bet he wears it out” has me a little worried…what exactly did you mean he was going to wear out?


    posted on:August 17th, 2009 at 9:19 am
  6. Daisy

    Hahaha nice Captain, I bet he wears it out indeed.

    “and when you think of masturbation, just think of Jesus.”


    posted on:August 17th, 2009 at 9:42 am
  7. anaceofkidneys

    I think about tractors when I masturbate too.

    This poor guy. If you think your junk is so sinful and impure then you should just have it removed. Oh but that’s probably a sin too.


    posted on:August 17th, 2009 at 10:20 am
  8. henkdevriep

    I heard he lost his dick in a tragic accident


    posted on:August 17th, 2009 at 10:30 am
  9. Shane

    “Man, you tappin’?”


    posted on:August 17th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
  10. Captain Howdy

    Thank you, Daisy. And another point, circuit breaker panel behind him? Leading me to believe he’s a basement dweller in addition to being an Ex-masterbator.


    posted on:August 17th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
  11. zangief

    I masturbated to him talking about the evils of masturbation


    posted on:August 17th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
  12. Beast of Bourbon

    “Give all your body to God”

    I’ll give it to God…IN HIS BUTT.


    posted on:August 17th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
  13. angeljesso

    wow. He just quit, cold turkey. I bet the “fornication community” let up a big “hurray!”


    posted on:August 17th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
  14. Quasimodo

    Matthew 19:12
    “For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother’s womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven’s sake”


    posted on:August 17th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
  15. Lola

    Did he say something about his mom being proud of him for masturbating instead of having sex? Or do I just not understand Black? Because I can imagine the exchange…

    That guy: “Man, mom, it’s like, I stopped like, fornicating, but um like, sometimes I masturbate and I like, feel so bad for uh like, disappointing God and sinning and stuff.”
    That guy’s mom: “Oh sweetie, I’m so proud of you for masturbating!”
    That guy: “BUT MOM I AM A SINNER.”


    posted on:August 17th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
  16. sweetestsadist

    I have a shirt that says X-Masturbator. I work one out ten times a day. Shoot my load right on the shirt. I even wear it in public. Inside-out of course. I don’t want anybody to see the stains.


    posted on:August 17th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
  17. angeljesso

    ten times a day, huh? That’s should be a champion sport, sweetestsadist.


    posted on:August 17th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
  18. ToMmY

    I do it 3 times a day I.0


    posted on:August 17th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
  19. meatballs

    Why is this not tagged with “nigger”?


    posted on:August 18th, 2009 at 12:42 am

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