Thank you, Daisy. And another point, circuit breaker panel behind him? Leading me to believe he’s a basement dweller in addition to being an Ex-masterbator.
Matthew 19:12
“For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother’s womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven’s sake”
Did he say something about his mom being proud of him for masturbating instead of having sex? Or do I just not understand Black? Because I can imagine the exchange…
That guy: “Man, mom, it’s like, I stopped like, fornicating, but um like, sometimes I masturbate and I like, feel so bad for uh like, disappointing God and sinning and stuff.”
That guy’s mom: “Oh sweetie, I’m so proud of you for masturbating!”
That guy: “BUT MOM I AM A SINNER.”
I have a shirt that says X-Masturbator. I work one out ten times a day. Shoot my load right on the shirt. I even wear it in public. Inside-out of course. I don’t want anybody to see the stains.
August 17th, 2009 - 07:11
Man..it was like man..but um..i was like man because man it was like man lmfao
August 17th, 2009 - 07:35
I’ve been there, too. Masturbation = making out with the devil.
PG rated movies are the best to fight it.
Get hold of yourself and leggo of ya penis!
August 17th, 2009 - 07:47
I came…
August 17th, 2009 - 08:16
yea nigga you know i got my man jose rodriguez checkin my dick fo blisters
oh, and
“being involved in fornication” made him want to masturbate more? he must be one hell of a shitty fucking lay.
August 17th, 2009 - 09:19
1) His parents must be proud.
2) Nigrahs can read?
3) Raisins, that tag “I bet he wears it out” has me a little worried…what exactly did you mean he was going to wear out?
August 17th, 2009 - 09:42
Hahaha nice Captain, I bet he wears it out indeed.
“and when you think of masturbation, just think of Jesus.”
August 17th, 2009 - 10:20
I think about tractors when I masturbate too.
This poor guy. If you think your junk is so sinful and impure then you should just have it removed. Oh but that’s probably a sin too.
August 17th, 2009 - 10:30
I heard he lost his dick in a tragic accident
August 17th, 2009 - 12:27
“Man, you tappin’?”
August 17th, 2009 - 14:46
Thank you, Daisy. And another point, circuit breaker panel behind him? Leading me to believe he’s a basement dweller in addition to being an Ex-masterbator.
August 17th, 2009 - 15:03
I masturbated to him talking about the evils of masturbation
August 17th, 2009 - 15:35
“Give all your body to God”
I’ll give it to God…IN HIS BUTT.
August 17th, 2009 - 15:41
wow. He just quit, cold turkey. I bet the “fornication community” let up a big “hurray!”
August 17th, 2009 - 17:25
Matthew 19:12
“For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother’s womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven’s sake”
August 17th, 2009 - 18:25
Did he say something about his mom being proud of him for masturbating instead of having sex? Or do I just not understand Black? Because I can imagine the exchange…
That guy: “Man, mom, it’s like, I stopped like, fornicating, but um like, sometimes I masturbate and I like, feel so bad for uh like, disappointing God and sinning and stuff.”
That guy’s mom: “Oh sweetie, I’m so proud of you for masturbating!”
That guy: “BUT MOM I AM A SINNER.”
August 17th, 2009 - 19:45
I have a shirt that says X-Masturbator. I work one out ten times a day. Shoot my load right on the shirt. I even wear it in public. Inside-out of course. I don’t want anybody to see the stains.
August 17th, 2009 - 21:08
ten times a day, huh? That’s should be a champion sport, sweetestsadist.
August 17th, 2009 - 21:28
I do it 3 times a day I.0
August 18th, 2009 - 00:42
Why is this not tagged with “nigger”?