The Internet is Terrible Sometimes the internet changes a man.

1. Captain Howdy
   September 22nd, 2009 - 18:45

   That’s not sanitary. That’s not sanitary at all!
2. Lizface
   September 22nd, 2009 - 19:13

   at least he’s wearing a condom. although you know what they say… up the bum and no babies!
3. Dude Poogers
   September 22nd, 2009 - 19:46

   This is the after math of boner car…right?
4. sweetestsadist
   September 22nd, 2009 - 19:46

   Here he is all smug about giving that chicken herpes, not knowing himself that he now has salmonella.
5. Johnny Chimpo
   September 22nd, 2009 - 21:16

   Now we know why the Colonel has to keep his eleven “herbs and spices” a secret.
6. zangief
   September 22nd, 2009 - 23:51

   Could it be this infamous tagger:

   http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/archives/2009/08/dick_chicken.html
7. VonSandwich
   September 23rd, 2009 - 00:50

   Salmonella: The deadly STD.
8. Brad F.
   September 23rd, 2009 - 01:10

   Awww, come on. Give the guy a break!

   He’s just practicing for Thanksgiving Turkey Stuffing! Gotta start out small and work your way up you know!
9. Steve Austin
   September 23rd, 2009 - 04:47

   Great prevenction from avian flu! Always use condom when having sex with chickens!
10. Guertie
    September 23rd, 2009 - 10:42

    I need to stop eating lunch and then coming on this website.

    @Johnny Chimpo: LOL. Well put.
11. Phobos
    September 23rd, 2009 - 14:25

    “You just keep on fucking that chicken, weatherman.”
12. angeljesso
    September 24th, 2009 - 22:22

    Dude, I love food, too, but not this much.
13. angeljesso
    September 24th, 2009 - 22:23

    Wait, on second thought…what do you say to a chicken during sex? Do you threaten to douse it in greek vinaigrette? Do you work it up by rubbing marinade on it? Just wait until I cook you baby? questions, questions, questions.
14. kittybot
    October 2nd, 2009 - 20:24

    protecting his urethra from salmonella?
15. senorglory
    November 12th, 2009 - 03:44

    which came first?

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