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I finally got a girlfriend that is into sexual stuff

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30 Responses to “I finally got a girlfriend that is into sexual stuff”

  1. Cubert Humberdink

    I had this problems once too. It was bad until i decided to stop bone my girlfriend.


    posted on:October 2nd, 2009 at 7:52 pm
  2. sweetestsadist

    You can get rid of the smell if you put some hot sauce on it before fingering.


    posted on:October 2nd, 2009 at 7:53 pm
  3. Captain Howdy

    You need to make sure you rinse out your girlfriend regularly. Her belly is full of sea serpents and they can cause an unpleasant fishy oder that can be easily fixed by either shoving a bar of soap into her vagina and then placing a hose at the entrance to cleanse it or by covering your penis in a loofa soaked liberally with soap and water when you’re intercoursing in her.

    You can trust me on this. I’m a Captain.


    posted on:October 2nd, 2009 at 8:04 pm
  4. Lizface

    fuck. my boyfriend’s s/n is animegreen.

    PS) I’m kidding.

    PPS) or am I?

    PPPS) I AM NEVER FORGIVING HIM FOR THIS, I’M OFF TO WRITE A DRAMATIC BREAKUP LETTER LIKE THAT AWESOME ONE ON YOUTUBE


    posted on:October 2nd, 2009 at 9:03 pm
  5. Captain Howdy

    @Lizface

    a/s/l?


    posted on:October 2nd, 2009 at 9:11 pm
  6. Lizface

    11 / f / witness protection


    posted on:October 2nd, 2009 at 9:28 pm
  7. Captain Howdy

    My kinda gal.


    posted on:October 2nd, 2009 at 10:44 pm
  8. werdnad7

    you should put another tag. “bad smell”


    posted on:October 2nd, 2009 at 10:45 pm
  9. Dude Poogers

    Oh the internets, bringing scurvy sea dogs and smelly cooters together.

    FOREVER <3


    posted on:October 2nd, 2009 at 10:59 pm
  10. Dave

    Completely off-topic, but I couldn’t figure out how to submit a link because I don’t have Twitter…

    But here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAxRGHVdbA0


    posted on:October 2nd, 2009 at 11:06 pm
  11. frances

    It was really a dude, and he was fingering his ass…


    posted on:October 2nd, 2009 at 11:40 pm
  12. rémy ICARD

    so sad !


    posted on:October 3rd, 2009 at 3:43 am
  13. Cathulhu

    somehow its worse because of the naruto avatar…


    posted on:October 3rd, 2009 at 4:04 am
  14. VonSandwich

    @Cathulhu: I was just thinking the same fucking thing.


    posted on:October 3rd, 2009 at 7:56 am
  15. Lola

    Eww! Girls are gross!


    posted on:October 3rd, 2009 at 1:17 pm
  16. JoshuaZed

    That’s a medical condition and she might actually give it to you! It’s called “fishism”.


    posted on:October 3rd, 2009 at 4:23 pm
  17. Johnny Chimpo

    maybe she has the its the clap.


    posted on:October 3rd, 2009 at 7:05 pm
  18. drunkula

    @Johnny Chimpo

    epic


    posted on:October 3rd, 2009 at 7:40 pm
  19. Chip

    @Dave

    I wish to find the blonde as soon as she’s 18. Or 16 depending on that state she lives in.


    posted on:October 3rd, 2009 at 8:20 pm
  20. Tommy

    I have nothing to say but this..


    posted on:October 3rd, 2009 at 8:54 pm
  21. Cathulhu

    god i wish we could post image responses…


    posted on:October 3rd, 2009 at 9:02 pm
  22. Captain Howdy

    We can do this.

    D:


    posted on:October 3rd, 2009 at 9:22 pm
  23. Lily Liver

    Maybe the bad smell came from his upper lip. Zing!


    posted on:October 3rd, 2009 at 10:11 pm
  24. anaceofkidneys

    “Party” = LAN gaming group.


    posted on:October 4th, 2009 at 11:02 am
  25. Skip!

    Oh to be young and unaware of how gross vulvas are…


    posted on:October 4th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
  26. Tchotch

    In his dreams, it smelled like a strawberry daiquiri. Image his disappoint.


    posted on:October 4th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
  27. Ycare

    Yeah, I know that feeling…


    posted on:October 5th, 2009 at 12:59 am
  28. angeljesso

    oh it’s cool dude. I’m a chemistry major, I know what’s going on here, I can help.

    The oils in your skin react with the ‘wetness’ in your girlfriend. Once they combine, they release pheromones, like the ones they sell that are supposed to make the opposite sex attracted to you. And the reason for the awful, fishy smell?

    You’re gay.


    posted on:October 13th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
  29. Raisins

    hahahahaah


    posted on:October 13th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
  30. cyrell

    @ angeljesso

    That was so f*** awesome ^^

    And i really would worry if he finds a healthy normal smelling vagina *bad*

    Or if she is really smelling so bad, but i get the impression he just does not know what it is supposed to smell like.

    Hell, if he is complaining about cuddling and all that after she gave him a blow job i would drop that asshole.


    posted on:December 20th, 2009 at 6:01 pm

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