You need to make sure you rinse out your girlfriend regularly. Her belly is full of sea serpents and they can cause an unpleasant fishy oder that can be easily fixed by either shoving a bar of soap into her vagina and then placing a hose at the entrance to cleanse it or by covering your penis in a loofa soaked liberally with soap and water when you’re intercoursing in her.
oh it’s cool dude. I’m a chemistry major, I know what’s going on here, I can help.
The oils in your skin react with the ‘wetness’ in your girlfriend. Once they combine, they release pheromones, like the ones they sell that are supposed to make the opposite sex attracted to you. And the reason for the awful, fishy smell?
October 2nd, 2009 - 19:52
I had this problems once too. It was bad until i decided to stop bone my girlfriend.
October 2nd, 2009 - 19:53
You can get rid of the smell if you put some hot sauce on it before fingering.
October 2nd, 2009 - 20:04
You need to make sure you rinse out your girlfriend regularly. Her belly is full of sea serpents and they can cause an unpleasant fishy oder that can be easily fixed by either shoving a bar of soap into her vagina and then placing a hose at the entrance to cleanse it or by covering your penis in a loofa soaked liberally with soap and water when you’re intercoursing in her.
You can trust me on this. I’m a Captain.
October 2nd, 2009 - 21:03
fuck. my boyfriend’s s/n is animegreen.
PS) I’m kidding.
PPS) or am I?
PPPS) I AM NEVER FORGIVING HIM FOR THIS, I’M OFF TO WRITE A DRAMATIC BREAKUP LETTER LIKE THAT AWESOME ONE ON YOUTUBE
October 2nd, 2009 - 21:11
@Lizface
a/s/l?
October 2nd, 2009 - 21:28
11 / f / witness protection
October 2nd, 2009 - 22:44
My kinda gal.
October 2nd, 2009 - 22:45
you should put another tag. “bad smell”
October 2nd, 2009 - 22:59
Oh the internets, bringing scurvy sea dogs and smelly cooters together.
FOREVER <3
October 2nd, 2009 - 23:06
Completely off-topic, but I couldn’t figure out how to submit a link because I don’t have Twitter…
But here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAxRGHVdbA0
October 2nd, 2009 - 23:40
It was really a dude, and he was fingering his ass…
October 3rd, 2009 - 03:43
so sad !
October 3rd, 2009 - 04:04
somehow its worse because of the naruto avatar…
October 3rd, 2009 - 07:56
@Cathulhu: I was just thinking the same fucking thing.
October 3rd, 2009 - 13:17
Eww! Girls are gross!
October 3rd, 2009 - 16:23
That’s a medical condition and she might actually give it to you! It’s called “fishism”.
October 3rd, 2009 - 19:05
maybe she has the its the clap.
October 3rd, 2009 - 19:40
@Johnny Chimpo
epic
October 3rd, 2009 - 20:20
@Dave
I wish to find the blonde as soon as she’s 18. Or 16 depending on that state she lives in.
October 3rd, 2009 - 20:54
I have nothing to say but this..
October 3rd, 2009 - 21:02
god i wish we could post image responses…
October 3rd, 2009 - 21:22
We can do this.
D:
October 3rd, 2009 - 22:11
Maybe the bad smell came from his upper lip. Zing!
October 4th, 2009 - 11:02
“Party” = LAN gaming group.
October 4th, 2009 - 15:08
Oh to be young and unaware of how gross vulvas are…
October 4th, 2009 - 16:52
In his dreams, it smelled like a strawberry daiquiri. Image his disappoint.
October 5th, 2009 - 00:59
Yeah, I know that feeling…
October 13th, 2009 - 16:23
oh it’s cool dude. I’m a chemistry major, I know what’s going on here, I can help.
The oils in your skin react with the ‘wetness’ in your girlfriend. Once they combine, they release pheromones, like the ones they sell that are supposed to make the opposite sex attracted to you. And the reason for the awful, fishy smell?
You’re gay.
October 13th, 2009 - 19:13
hahahahaah
December 20th, 2009 - 18:01
@ angeljesso
That was so f*** awesome ^^
And i really would worry if he finds a healthy normal smelling vagina *bad*
Or if she is really smelling so bad, but i get the impression he just does not know what it is supposed to smell like.
Hell, if he is complaining about cuddling and all that after she gave him a blow job i would drop that asshole.