first! also, where the hell did that guy get those emoticons, and why is he so comfortable that he would say that. AND WHO THE HELL FAPS IT WITH BLISTERS? ROOKIE MISTAKE
I thought the process went (if pleasure = pain, avoid said pain/pleasure), not (if pleasure = BURNING SEMEN PAIN, keep fapping until your pain is covered in semen).
Also: “Aha! The solution has arrived! If we want to fap with blisters, all we need is something acidic nearby to neutralize the semen!”
So.. I’m the only one who masturbates with vinegar, then? D:
October 21st, 2009 - 17:17
first! also, where the hell did that guy get those emoticons, and why is he so comfortable that he would say that. AND WHO THE HELL FAPS IT WITH BLISTERS? ROOKIE MISTAKE
October 21st, 2009 - 17:29
Would’ve liked to have seen the replies….
October 21st, 2009 - 18:47
I thought the process went (if pleasure = pain, avoid said pain/pleasure), not (if pleasure = BURNING SEMEN PAIN, keep fapping until your pain is covered in semen).
Goddamn.
October 21st, 2009 - 19:43
Anime Nathan??
October 21st, 2009 - 19:46
Shoot up… semen? Like, with a needle?
October 21st, 2009 - 23:56
All I can imagine is him doing this then saying “The world needs to know!” and then loading up his forum with a purpose.
October 22nd, 2009 - 00:46
Personally, I sit on my hand until it falls asleep. That way, it’s like getting a hand job.
October 22nd, 2009 - 07:20
come on guys… I also use those emoticons whenever I tell a forum full of interwebz strangers about my (sometimes funky) masturbation.
October 22nd, 2009 - 11:50
I fapped to this account of fapping misadventure. fap. fap. fap.
October 22nd, 2009 - 13:51
My Google Fu is strong:
http://forum.nihonomaru.com/ask-girl/139737-why-my-semen-hot.html
October 22nd, 2009 - 16:16
I must be doing it wrong. I masturbate and then get the blisters.
October 23rd, 2009 - 15:17
I don’t see why this is posted here. It’s just some helpful advice for us horny gardeners.
October 23rd, 2009 - 15:19
Also: “Aha! The solution has arrived! If we want to fap with blisters, all we need is something acidic nearby to neutralize the semen!”
So.. I’m the only one who masturbates with vinegar, then? D:
October 25th, 2009 - 15:15
I like to heat up some semen and then pour it onto my open wounds. This, my friends, is how I roll.
October 26th, 2009 - 11:24
Oh noe, he’s going to get self-AIDS. May God have mercy on his unfortunate soul.