The Internet is Terrible Sometimes the internet changes a man.

1. Raphael
   October 29th, 2009 - 20:30

   6 seconds in. The bling already had me aghast.
2. Lily Liver
   October 29th, 2009 - 20:33

   I can’t decide if this is a gross misinterpretation of the culture he is emulating or a reinvention?

   Best part: You can go to the movies anytime you like, but guess who you’re gonna call.

   As if there is a terrible monster guarding the door to the “movie show” and he is a brutal beast slayer.
3. zangief
   October 29th, 2009 - 21:44

   This is so awesome
4. Captain Howdy
   October 29th, 2009 - 21:51

   Brotha Lynch Hung is better.
5. gnarlie
   October 29th, 2009 - 21:58

   I like the idea of Aficans rapping. Also rapping about normal things you normally just say. Although I have to wonder what his past was like, before America….(I just watched Hotel Rwanda so I’m assuming it was violence and drug-riddled)
6. BIG MIKE
   October 29th, 2009 - 23:48

   Easily one of the top 10 Sudanese rappers of all time in my book.
7. Nokturnal
   October 30th, 2009 - 01:15

   I can’t believe this is stuck in my head. It’s too catchy to resist, good beat and entertaining editing make for some good times.
8. Sari Everna
   October 30th, 2009 - 02:08

   I am also in favour of rapping about otherwise mundane things. In fact, I almost completely unironically loved this.

   Take me to the movies!
9. Cayne
   October 30th, 2009 - 06:31

   lol thanks for posting this
10. Lizface
    October 30th, 2009 - 08:35

    some African rap is actually really good. “Githurai” is a song I listen to whenever I get homesick; Githurai is actually a slum in Nairobi and although the chorus is mainly Swahili the song is mostly in English. plus I love the video, it really shows life in Kenya. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZiDlZWe8BA

    yeah some is totally awful as well, my friend was in a vid for a Tanzanian rapper which is truly dreadful but funny to watch. (she’s the blonde with the longer hair that you see sitting in the pool.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKamyJAK_KQ
11. sweetestsadist
    October 30th, 2009 - 12:04

    If you pause it while he goes “Mooooo-Ooo-Oo-Vies”. His mouth looks exactly like a gaping asshole in anal porn. Yellow box that image from your head.
12. Dude Poogers
    October 30th, 2009 - 15:45

    So I can rap better than a black person? Marking this on the calendar for sure.
13. somuchluv
    October 30th, 2009 - 19:04

    fix the tags, sheesh.
14. nothing
    October 30th, 2009 - 19:15

    2:16 is the best part, by far
15. ChilliChugger
    October 30th, 2009 - 19:43

    These African Americans dont know how to rap these days.
16. Tommy
    October 30th, 2009 - 20:42

    Take you to the movies yes alright something something something…
17. HoodedMiracle
    October 30th, 2009 - 20:44

    Once again, I think ‘NIGGER BONERS’ belongs here. Maybe it’s because I like the tag so much, I don’t know.

    Anyway, now that song is stuck in my head. Thanks. Just what I needed while playing Uncharted 2.
18. sweetestsadist
    October 31st, 2009 - 05:15

    Agree! I second the motion for ‘NIGGER BONERS’ as a tag.
19. aim
    October 31st, 2009 - 17:53

    He’s living in Australia (Melbourne)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7VCny8JqFw&feature=player_embedded
20. angeljesso
    November 2nd, 2009 - 13:01

    My favorite dance move of all time: I’m popping a U-turn.
21. Niggerguy
    November 3rd, 2009 - 17:23

    I don’t think utting the rhyme “I never lie” after “I come from the sky” is a wise choice.
22. Pax
    November 4th, 2009 - 22:18

    I love how innocent this guy is, all of his songs are about having a good non-sexual time without any kind of violence. He’s just a nice sweet guy.
23. senorglory
    November 12th, 2009 - 02:51

    Where’s Lola? I came here to ask her to the mooovvvvies. Lola, let’s go to the moooovvvvies. I got the popcorn, and I know wut else you like.
24. Lola
    November 12th, 2009 - 09:34

    I’m flattered. I’m sure later on I will be your bay-bee.

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