I want one. I can think of several ways to make the whole prank more sophisticated, but for sheer simplicity, this is awesome! It totally takes the cake, where by cake, I mean candy.
No, no it’s gotta be dinosaur. Like a T-rex, so her arms are really short and so they’re always touching her boobs and pushing them together. You think they’re safe to touch and then BAM! She bites you. Or an ankylosaurus so she’s got that big club tail so when she’s shaking her ass, she’s also hitting people. Mmmmm, Lolasaur so dangerous, yet so tempting.
Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this “Six-foot Lolaturkey” as you enter a clearing. She moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing her head. And you keep still because you think that maybe her visual acuity is based on movement like Lola-Rex – she’ll lose you if you don’t move. But no, not Lolaraptor. You stare at her, and she just stares right back. And that’s when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side from the other two Lolaraptors you didn’t even know were there. Because Lolaraptor’s a pack hunter, you see, she uses coordinated attack patterns and she is out in force today. And she slashes at you with this… a six-inch retractable dildo, like a razor, on the the vagina. She doesn’t bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say… no no. She slashes at you here… or here… or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is… you are alive when they start to fuck you. So you know… try to show a little respect.
October 31st, 2009 - 01:07
“youre not alone are you?”
hahaha
October 31st, 2009 - 01:50
NIGGER BONERS
October 31st, 2009 - 01:51
I want one. I can think of several ways to make the whole prank more sophisticated, but for sheer simplicity, this is awesome! It totally takes the cake, where by cake, I mean candy.
October 31st, 2009 - 05:22
I’d nail sexy Jesus. Thank you. I’ll be here all week.
October 31st, 2009 - 05:56
IT DOESN’T TAKE MUCH TO MAKE ME PURR.
October 31st, 2009 - 06:08
Sexy Sexy
October 31st, 2009 - 06:50
I’m going as a main character from a tv show about computer nerds. and the character’s a man. so I guess I won’t be needing a SEXYYY costume
October 31st, 2009 - 06:51
I liked the second one a lot more. Especially when it falls down.
October 31st, 2009 - 15:02
@Lizface: Sounds like you’ll appreciate my new favorite Halloween song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKAsJ51dJoM
November 1st, 2009 - 03:25
….and frog.
November 1st, 2009 - 12:11
I was thinking of being a sexy chicken next year… Or a sexy dinosaur. Or a sexy infant.
November 1st, 2009 - 14:55
I vote for sexy dinosaur.
November 1st, 2009 - 18:46
I vote for sexy infant.
November 1st, 2009 - 18:46
I..I mean…
November 1st, 2009 - 19:52
No, no it’s gotta be dinosaur. Like a T-rex, so her arms are really short and so they’re always touching her boobs and pushing them together. You think they’re safe to touch and then BAM! She bites you. Or an ankylosaurus so she’s got that big club tail so when she’s shaking her ass, she’s also hitting people. Mmmmm, Lolasaur so dangerous, yet so tempting.
November 1st, 2009 - 21:23
Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this “Six-foot Lolaturkey” as you enter a clearing. She moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing her head. And you keep still because you think that maybe her visual acuity is based on movement like Lola-Rex – she’ll lose you if you don’t move. But no, not Lolaraptor. You stare at her, and she just stares right back. And that’s when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side from the other two Lolaraptors you didn’t even know were there. Because Lolaraptor’s a pack hunter, you see, she uses coordinated attack patterns and she is out in force today. And she slashes at you with this… a six-inch retractable dildo, like a razor, on the the vagina. She doesn’t bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say… no no. She slashes at you here… or here… or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is… you are alive when they start to fuck you. So you know… try to show a little respect.
November 1st, 2009 - 22:41
Stop taking field notes on me, Captain Howdy.
November 1st, 2009 - 23:31
http://robdamanii.com/macros/curses.jpg
November 1st, 2009 - 23:40
@ Howdy , “Golf Clap” for you sir.