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30Oct/0919

Have an awesome Halloween



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  1. “youre not alone are you?”
    hahaha

  2. NIGGER BONERS

  3. I want one. I can think of several ways to make the whole prank more sophisticated, but for sheer simplicity, this is awesome! It totally takes the cake, where by cake, I mean candy.

  4. I’d nail sexy Jesus. Thank you. I’ll be here all week.

  5. IT DOESN’T TAKE MUCH TO MAKE ME PURR.

  6. Sexy Sexy

  7. I’m going as a main character from a tv show about computer nerds. and the character’s a man. so I guess I won’t be needing a SEXYYY costume

  8. I liked the second one a lot more. Especially when it falls down.

  9. @Lizface: Sounds like you’ll appreciate my new favorite Halloween song.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKAsJ51dJoM

  10. ….and frog.

  11. I was thinking of being a sexy chicken next year… Or a sexy dinosaur. Or a sexy infant.

  12. I vote for sexy dinosaur.

  13. I vote for sexy infant.

  14. I..I mean…

  15. No, no it’s gotta be dinosaur. Like a T-rex, so her arms are really short and so they’re always touching her boobs and pushing them together. You think they’re safe to touch and then BAM! She bites you. Or an ankylosaurus so she’s got that big club tail so when she’s shaking her ass, she’s also hitting people. Mmmmm, Lolasaur so dangerous, yet so tempting.

  16. Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this “Six-foot Lolaturkey” as you enter a clearing. She moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing her head. And you keep still because you think that maybe her visual acuity is based on movement like Lola-Rex – she’ll lose you if you don’t move. But no, not Lolaraptor. You stare at her, and she just stares right back. And that’s when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side from the other two Lolaraptors you didn’t even know were there. Because Lolaraptor’s a pack hunter, you see, she uses coordinated attack patterns and she is out in force today. And she slashes at you with this… a six-inch retractable dildo, like a razor, on the the vagina. She doesn’t bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say… no no. She slashes at you here… or here… or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is… you are alive when they start to fuck you. So you know… try to show a little respect.

  17. Stop taking field notes on me, Captain Howdy.

  18. @ Howdy , “Golf Clap” for you sir.


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