I love the view up her nose that somehow manages to make her look MORE like a hideous pig. Except pigs are kind of cute and do not possess such dead, empty eyes.
When you’re too fat to leave the house, you’d presumably have more than enough time to look up the lyrics to a song. Most people can even read while they’re eating!
I was laughing so hard when I was trying to click on the comments section that my hand was shaking the mouse so badly that I kept missing the hyperlink. Fat, talentless chicks singing awful music ftw.
Hey, Stickam IS for retards. From the Wikipedia page:
“Johnathon Richard Hock, 20, a former Stickam Entertainer was charged with rape, which he broadcasted [sic] live on the site. On February 26, 2009, Hock allegedly setup his laptop webcam and had sex with an unconscious female that he had begun dating two weeks prior… Hock was arrested June 1 in reference to the assault.”
SO many fails words cannot fathom this masterpiece…
She has friends?
The lyrics sound somewhat accurate if you squint your ears really hard.
Damn inbreeding :/
This video is all good and wonderful, but watch this masterpiece where she sings “I’m already there” after she dedicates it to those who’ve lost people in “The War” and 9/11…she hits the high notes too.
November 21st, 2009 - 14:52
This house is clean.
November 21st, 2009 - 15:23
My favorite part is when she freezes to get her picture taken. Or has a stroke or something.
November 21st, 2009 - 15:27
Is stickam for retards?
November 21st, 2009 - 15:36
Honestly, is it just me or does it look like she has a massive string of smarties dangling from her head…
November 21st, 2009 - 15:56
I didn’t even get to the part where she sings.
November 21st, 2009 - 16:10
…the fuck?
November 21st, 2009 - 16:49
The whispering part terrified me.
November 21st, 2009 - 17:13
Move over beyonce. Step aside sierra. turns out the next american idol is this sasquatch and its lovely onesie.
November 21st, 2009 - 17:37
I always wanted to hear the psychic chick from Poltergeist rap. A huge void in my life has been filled today.
November 21st, 2009 - 17:38
Carol Ann! Come to the light! Get it right! Get it right, get it tight!
November 21st, 2009 - 17:41
I love how she couldn’t even be bothered to spend all of 10 seconds to look up the lyrics and instead just mumbled her way through 98% of the song.
November 21st, 2009 - 17:46
I’ve heard worse.
November 21st, 2009 - 17:59
Also, lol at Dale Earnhardt Jr. poster.
November 21st, 2009 - 18:11
Does her song start out speaking in tongues?
November 21st, 2009 - 18:29
I just realized that she has no fucking clue what the lyrics are.
November 21st, 2009 - 19:25
She found Mrs. McGoo.
November 21st, 2009 - 19:42
I love the view up her nose that somehow manages to make her look MORE like a hideous pig. Except pigs are kind of cute and do not possess such dead, empty eyes.
November 21st, 2009 - 20:18
I have no idea what song she’s singing and I’m pretty sure I’ve never heard it before, but even I can tell she’s off beat.
November 21st, 2009 - 20:35
I was just singing this sweetly to my fiancee the other day while we were making love! Twinsies!
November 21st, 2009 - 21:12
She’s obviously from the Boomhauer school of singing.
She also seems to have some kind of seizure near the end. She miraculously recovers at 5:27, thankfully. I was worried for a moment there.
November 21st, 2009 - 22:14
She has her headphones cause she just found the song from the Internet and think it’d be fucking kool to murmur it on video for 6 Fucking minutes
November 21st, 2009 - 22:18
Oh and it’s not “booty booty rocking in a well” it’s Booty booty booty rocking everywhere
November 21st, 2009 - 22:26
oh, I thought it was “rockets everywhere”
like the 4th of July
November 21st, 2009 - 23:43
bubba sparks would be proud.
November 21st, 2009 - 23:44
sparkxxx my bad.
November 22nd, 2009 - 00:31
Lily, next time I sing this song, I’m going to say “booty booty booty rockets everywhere”. And I will shed a tear in memory of you.
November 22nd, 2009 - 02:01
Sic ‘em on a chicken, bitches.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZERoG3PTHrY
November 22nd, 2009 - 02:43
I love her like a cyst in Christ. Her and her chiclet teeth.
November 22nd, 2009 - 09:11
When you’re too fat to leave the house, you’d presumably have more than enough time to look up the lyrics to a song. Most people can even read while they’re eating!
November 22nd, 2009 - 09:12
*Most literate people. Whoops.
November 22nd, 2009 - 09:53
MAN THE HARPOONS!
November 22nd, 2009 - 14:50
I don’t know if I should rage or laugh hysterically
November 22nd, 2009 - 17:00
There should be a law prohibiting retards from owning cameras AND access to the internet. Why are we wasting our time with this health care crap?
November 22nd, 2009 - 20:48
Aww, she’s wearing Candy Tails.
November 22nd, 2009 - 23:35
I was laughing so hard when I was trying to click on the comments section that my hand was shaking the mouse so badly that I kept missing the hyperlink. Fat, talentless chicks singing awful music ftw.
November 22nd, 2009 - 23:55
1,000,000 internets to whoever found this.
November 23rd, 2009 - 02:32
You’re welcome.
November 23rd, 2009 - 10:15
She looks like the product of the unholy union of a wildebeest and an elephant. If the two were somehow related.
November 23rd, 2009 - 19:17
I found you… Ms. Moogoo!
November 23rd, 2009 - 20:43
Hey, Stickam IS for retards. From the Wikipedia page:
“Johnathon Richard Hock, 20, a former Stickam Entertainer was charged with rape, which he broadcasted [sic] live on the site. On February 26, 2009, Hock allegedly setup his laptop webcam and had sex with an unconscious female that he had begun dating two weeks prior… Hock was arrested June 1 in reference to the assault.”
Dumb, John, real dumb.
November 23rd, 2009 - 21:54
SO many fails words cannot fathom this masterpiece…
She has friends?
The lyrics sound somewhat accurate if you squint your ears really hard.
Damn inbreeding :/
November 23rd, 2009 - 22:40
Couldn’t get through 20 seconds of this bitch
November 25th, 2009 - 20:24
This video is all good and wonderful, but watch this masterpiece where she sings “I’m already there” after she dedicates it to those who’ve lost people in “The War” and 9/11…she hits the high notes too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfbbnWPfHUc
November 25th, 2009 - 21:00
Ok, it’s not so much the fact that she sings Miss Magoo…but the problem is that she KNOWS it’s called Ms. New Booty.
November 25th, 2009 - 23:32
This is nothing compared to her other videos – BARF!
February 22nd, 2010 - 21:13
Normally, I’d exempt people wearing Winnie the Pooh sweaters from being mocked… but god damn :/
March 15th, 2010 - 12:03
i never asked you to find me!! now i have to go swim in some gasoline and set myself on fire!