This is the hardest thing I’ve ever dared to watch. Jesus Christ, it was like forcing newly sharpened pencils into my ears. How the hell can people talk so long whilst having nothing to say? The only forgivable situation for people to talk like this is on the 12th day or so of being in a position where you’ll die if you stop talking.
I hope someday I’m rich so I can buy my own city. One where all the residents are hand selected by me so I’ll never have to be subjected to this in real life. You guys are invited. Raisins, Howdy, and Lola: feel free to assign yourselves titles; they will be honored in Sadistopolis.
I went into this video expecting to think “Awww, poor fat old lady” but by the end of it I wanted to punch her, and then go out, find an infant, and punch it too.
Guys, I swear I’ve never seen a woman that fat in my life. I think if I did, I’d go ape-shit, running around and hitting people in the face with whatever I can get a hold of.
That woman in the second video … her face doesn’t even look human anymore when she turns her head! America, hell yeah!!
And yes, we really don’t have that in Europe. Thank you internets, for I have seen hell.
But I didn’t trash anything or hit my head on the desk where that shitty camera stands with which I capture and post boring stuff I mumble out of my what-used-to-be-a mouth about my dreadful life whilst the most interesting things to mention are standing up and taking my dog (which so happens to be just as fat as me) for a walk. But, hey, I have a cool black dude to brush my hair!
November 23rd, 2009 - 02:27
I wanna fuck those chinny chinny chins
November 23rd, 2009 - 02:55
hahahaha I get it… cuz shes fat….
November 23rd, 2009 - 07:13
A mountain of a woman.
November 23rd, 2009 - 07:46
This is the hardest thing I’ve ever dared to watch. Jesus Christ, it was like forcing newly sharpened pencils into my ears. How the hell can people talk so long whilst having nothing to say? The only forgivable situation for people to talk like this is on the 12th day or so of being in a position where you’ll die if you stop talking.
I hope someday I’m rich so I can buy my own city. One where all the residents are hand selected by me so I’ll never have to be subjected to this in real life. You guys are invited. Raisins, Howdy, and Lola: feel free to assign yourselves titles; they will be honored in Sadistopolis.
November 23rd, 2009 - 09:29
thar she blowwwws
November 23rd, 2009 - 09:47
also related.
http://www.youtube.com/dizzydreamerz
November 23rd, 2009 - 09:52
a couple pictures of her with a mega super wide angle lens at 7:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_fS_-6ieBk
November 23rd, 2009 - 10:12
I went into this video expecting to think “Awww, poor fat old lady” but by the end of it I wanted to punch her, and then go out, find an infant, and punch it too.
November 23rd, 2009 - 10:29
I JUST WANNA FUCKING GET OFF LOOKING AT THAT BODY!
November 23rd, 2009 - 10:32
Also, her mowing the lawn sounds rather entertaining and when she says “I’m gonna go cut myself… A mango.” Gold.
November 23rd, 2009 - 10:38
Oh dear christ god, please tell me that nigger wasn’t porking that pig.
November 23rd, 2009 - 11:12
AHB NABBA WOOKIE DEE HAN SOLO
AH AH AH
November 23rd, 2009 - 12:18
DO THEY EVEN MAKE BAGGIES THAT SMALL?!?!
November 23rd, 2009 - 12:20
11 seconds.
That’s how much I watched and that’s probably how long it takes her to devour an entire water buffalo in the wild.
November 23rd, 2009 - 14:42
Mama? Mama?! MAMAAA!!! WAKE UP!! Your hiding huh?
November 23rd, 2009 - 15:55
Guys, I swear I’ve never seen a woman that fat in my life. I think if I did, I’d go ape-shit, running around and hitting people in the face with whatever I can get a hold of.
That woman in the second video … her face doesn’t even look human anymore when she turns her head! America, hell yeah!!
And yes, we really don’t have that in Europe. Thank you internets, for I have seen hell.
I sure fell and it made “boom”.
November 23rd, 2009 - 16:52
I think you mean BOOM!
November 23rd, 2009 - 17:11
like, B O O O O M.
But I didn’t trash anything or hit my head on the desk where that shitty camera stands with which I capture and post boring stuff I mumble out of my what-used-to-be-a mouth about my dreadful life whilst the most interesting things to mention are standing up and taking my dog (which so happens to be just as fat as me) for a walk. But, hey, I have a cool black dude to brush my hair!
November 23rd, 2009 - 18:16
Dammit. I was enjoying my delicious BLT. Then I saw this. Now I can’t look at bacon the same..
November 23rd, 2009 - 18:37
I would like to be Queen of the Bees, sweetestsadist.
November 23rd, 2009 - 20:35
I couldn’t do it. Instead, I watched “Take you to the movies” again. It’s a great fucking song.
Also, grown ups using Boom as a verb makes me want to shit myself out of anger.
November 23rd, 2009 - 21:45
I went to the mall,tripped on a car.Then at home I tripped on 2 tv’s at the same time.I’m just big not fat.
November 23rd, 2009 - 21:49
On 2nd video why does that girl have a black slave and where’s the racist fat people tag?
November 23rd, 2009 - 23:55
Small world, he lives in my town. lol
November 24th, 2009 - 21:57
^I think that’s her chubby-chaser boyfriend.
November 24th, 2009 - 22:56
oh cool^ sorry for an hour late response :p
November 25th, 2009 - 11:55
Hey nevermind! It’s just a fat kid! Isn’t that right fatty? You’re just a little fat kid!
November 26th, 2009 - 05:23
the gall….
February 26th, 2010 - 01:07
I feel bad for her, if she likes talking let her talk.
March 3rd, 2010 - 21:37
I got kissed by a fake dog.
-what a classic line.