You’d think people would just order this stuff online.
But no, because we’re too lazy to use the Internet, but not lazy enough to drive to a store and get trampled and fight each other for deals and scream at store clerks.
The cage fight’s got my vote. Not only would it be great entertainment, it would help keep global population size down!
No need for abortions! Just raise the kid for the cage match! If he dies, who cares? You didn’t want him anyway! If he wins, merchandise! It’s a total win-win!
I never go out on black Friday due to all of the ghetto retards acting like this. That lady who got trampled on is most likely going to try to sue Walmart. I hate this country because of people like her…
I love how every person trampled was some fat piece of shit..oh I forgot to mention black..I think I saw some girl lose her weave at some point…it’s like they opened the doors at the zoo
November 27th, 2009 - 06:53
This makes me glad I don’t live in the US. I’ll never have to worry about randomly getting trampled at a store! :D
November 27th, 2009 - 07:35
I heard a shopkeeper actually got stomped to death when he opened the store. It’s like a zombie attack, just a little more creepy.
November 27th, 2009 - 10:12
You’d think people would just order this stuff online.
But no, because we’re too lazy to use the Internet, but not lazy enough to drive to a store and get trampled and fight each other for deals and scream at store clerks.
Go America.
November 27th, 2009 - 10:20
Savages. It’s like the Pilgrims have become the Indians.
November 27th, 2009 - 10:48
lolololamericans.
November 27th, 2009 - 11:40
They should reformat Black Friday sales. Instead of a free-for-all, they should have people cage fight. To the death.
November 27th, 2009 - 12:21
I love how 90% of the stampede vid you can just hear
“GET THE FUCK UP GET THE FUCK UP GET THE FUCK UP GET THE FUCK UP GET THE FUCK UP GET THE FUCK UP GET THE FUCK UP GET THE FUCK UP” lol.
“Are you sure you don’t want to come out for black friday”
Yeah, pretty sure this aint worth saving $20 on Dragon Age Origins.
November 27th, 2009 - 12:27
The cage fight’s got my vote. Not only would it be great entertainment, it would help keep global population size down!
No need for abortions! Just raise the kid for the cage match! If he dies, who cares? You didn’t want him anyway! If he wins, merchandise! It’s a total win-win!
November 27th, 2009 - 13:00
There’s a reason it’s called “Black” Friday.
Niggah moments!
November 27th, 2009 - 13:13
I love that chick in the middle video. Just laying on the ground getting stomped on. Putting on her hat was more important than her personal safety.
November 27th, 2009 - 13:14
On reviewing, I see that it was a wig. Even better.
November 27th, 2009 - 16:26
FUCK YEAH AMERICA!
This morning i sent a mass text to y friends that read:
HAPPPY CONSUMER WHORE DAY!
November 27th, 2009 - 20:17
I love the site of fat people moving fast
November 27th, 2009 - 22:22
Black friday should be nigga’s robbing stores not white boys buyin shit
November 28th, 2009 - 00:04
http://bit.ly/5LgdGH
November 28th, 2009 - 01:35
@Captain Howdy: Exactly.
November 28th, 2009 - 05:32
I love the link Raisins posted.
I never go out on black Friday due to all of the ghetto retards acting like this. That lady who got trampled on is most likely going to try to sue Walmart. I hate this country because of people like her…
November 28th, 2009 - 06:37
Imagine black friday in a weapons store
November 28th, 2009 - 08:27
@raisins: Its easier to just go to Bennyhillifier
http://bennyhillifier.com/?id=YNmZAiBB78k&feature=player_embedded
November 28th, 2009 - 12:15
If these videos have taught me anything, it`s that niggers always ruin Black Friday by being fat, stupid and confrontational.
December 1st, 2009 - 18:41
I love how every person trampled was some fat piece of shit..oh I forgot to mention black..I think I saw some girl lose her weave at some point…it’s like they opened the doors at the zoo
December 1st, 2009 - 18:42
only WT fights over XBOX, playstation 3 kicks ass!