I only hope this isn’t a troll
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18 Responses to “I only hope this isn’t a troll”
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HoodedMiracle
It’s under ‘best answer.’
Laughing so hard right now.
posted on:December 23rd, 2009 at 9:01 am -
blackout
I think Herbert from Family Guy posted the question.
posted on:December 23rd, 2009 at 9:38 am -
sweetestsadist
Doesn’t want much, does he? Greedy fucker. I’d be happy with a PS3.
posted on:December 23rd, 2009 at 9:43 am -
Maaaantits
This is horrifically depressing.
posted on:December 23rd, 2009 at 9:57 am -
Cooper
Well at theast this person got to know their kid.
I had a kid with a chick who I dated for a long time, but she was married when I got her pregnant. She only told her husband last year, the kid is now like 5 or something.
So I have a kid I’ll never meet or get to give christmat presents to.
But at least I got to fuck the shit out of that girl and her husband has to live with the fact that she was cheating on him for 4 years and his son isn’t actually his.
Merry christmas everyone
posted on:December 23rd, 2009 at 11:58 am -
Grizz
Well, my girlfriend of 6 years died from complications during childbirth, and fucking child services took my son, saying that I wasn’t fit to raise him. I would have given him everything I had if I knew where he was, but it turns out some redneck shits adopted him and he grew up like some poor white trash on a fucking farm. He never even knew I was his dad until I cut off his hand with my lightsaber and he fell off cloud city. Damn.
posted on:December 23rd, 2009 at 12:40 pm -
Captain Howdy
My cat has cancer.
posted on:December 23rd, 2009 at 1:06 pm -
JoshuaZed
oof, Merry Christmas.
That IS terrible …
posted on:December 23rd, 2009 at 1:18 pm -
drunkula
i want more lego.
will you tell my parents if u see them in heaven?
posted on:December 23rd, 2009 at 8:42 pm -
Dave N
@Grizz
Funniest thing I’ve read in a long time.
posted on:December 23rd, 2009 at 9:47 pm -
Lola
I was in a terrible bus accident when I was 18. My spine and several ribs were broken, and my uterus was pierced by a metal rod. I will never be able to have children.
posted on:December 23rd, 2009 at 9:57 pm -
VonSandwich
I had an aunt, that I was really close to; she was this amazing female boxer. Anyway, she was injured in a fight, and she was paralyzed. So, you can imagine how sad I was… when I found out that she asked her manager to remover her breathing tube, so she could die.
Oh. And, umm… this is going to be the first Christmas without her.
posted on:December 24th, 2009 at 12:05 am -
wat
A few years ago my family was on a safari in Africa. And my cousin Mufasa, was trampled to death by a pack of wildabeasts. And we all took it really hard… but, y’know.. happy Christmas, all.
posted on:December 24th, 2009 at 1:46 am -
daughter'sname69
I had an uncle who we called Uncle Caveman because he lived in a cave and every once in a while, he’d eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear.
posted on:December 24th, 2009 at 2:26 am -
Spoot
I lol’d
posted on:December 24th, 2009 at 9:44 am -
sweetestsadist
I won the lottery earlier this week. I also found out that I have this genetic disorder that will keep me looking like I’m 27 years old for the rest of my life. And to top it off, this girl I’ve secretly loved for a long time just told me she loved me also. I even broke up with my two former girlfriends, Megan Fox and Salma Hayek, to be with her. Of course being the nice guy that I am, I let them have one last threesome with me before letting them go. So yeah, my Christmas sucked too.
posted on:December 24th, 2009 at 8:00 pm -
fuck yah
@Lola
Damn girl. I thought you were sexy from the comments, but now that I know you can’t get pregnant I’m so turned on I think this boner is about to flip the desk and break the monitor. I want to fuck the ever living shit outta you.
posted on:December 29th, 2009 at 5:47 pm -
molly
the comments are the best part
posted on:February 24th, 2010 at 10:41 pm