Oh my God, I want this man so bad. Too bad he’s straight. I can just imagine how great my life would be with him… I could live in a fancy double wide trailer and support his drug habit. God, why can’t he be gay?!
I’m so hard. He should definitely meet my parents, that’s how committed I would be to this man. And a 6″ dick, that’s just a bonus on top of the Million Dollars inherited from his uncle. I’m so down.
“Love would be cool”… I think if this came from a fortune cookie I would feel sad. However, since it came from a mental patient I feel entitled to give this man the correct dosage of whatever drug he needs. If I had the cookie too, I would distribute the drug to him in the cookie.
January 3rd, 2010 - 18:40
This man is a keeper. I’d love to take him home to mom.
January 3rd, 2010 - 19:49
“Love would be cool” is an encouraging sentiment.
January 3rd, 2010 - 20:34
I have a 6 inch penis.
January 3rd, 2010 - 20:36
I like his front rat tail
January 3rd, 2010 - 20:42
that made me a little bit sad
January 3rd, 2010 - 21:19
I’m dumping my boyfriend for this guy. Immediately.
January 3rd, 2010 - 23:56
The Million dollar 6″ Penis
January 4th, 2010 - 00:08
Break me off a piece of that! Oh yeah and by putting this on the internet he just ruined is entire love life.
January 4th, 2010 - 02:45
he’s obviously depressive, what he needs is not a girlfriend but a therapist
January 4th, 2010 - 07:12
wow this is sad..
January 4th, 2010 - 10:02
I’d hit that.
January 4th, 2010 - 10:13
erm . . . misguided?
January 4th, 2010 - 10:27
He says he can’t be datin’ no 14 year olds,
but that’s being a little optimistic.
But by the time they’re 30 or 50, it’ll be ok.
January 4th, 2010 - 12:47
Wait, that stuff can be passed down to our kids? Hooray, I want to have greasy bipolar vampire ass babies with you right now!
January 4th, 2010 - 14:28
Oh my God, I want this man so bad. Too bad he’s straight. I can just imagine how great my life would be with him… I could live in a fancy double wide trailer and support his drug habit. God, why can’t he be gay?!
January 4th, 2010 - 15:04
I’m all for making fun of other people to feel better about myself, but this -just- made me sad.
January 4th, 2010 - 17:39
I’d dump my gf for this guy
January 4th, 2010 - 19:10
He will always be the one that got away.
January 4th, 2010 - 20:11
@Lola: I’ll kill us both before I let you have him.
January 4th, 2010 - 20:51
This is really sad! But funny! But mainly sad!
January 4th, 2010 - 21:11
It’s sad that he’s going to die alone
January 4th, 2010 - 23:23
@Lily – Well, worst case scenario, if you fail at killing Lola and she manages to get him before you then there’s always me.
I have a boat.
January 4th, 2010 - 23:36
@Lily – can’t we just share him? There’s clearly enough to go around.
January 4th, 2010 - 23:58
Hit me up.
January 5th, 2010 - 01:07
@Captain But is it a 6 inch boat with no wind in it’s sails? Follow -up question: Can I ride on other boats?
@Lola It’s schizophrenia, not multiple personality syndrome. Okay. You can have his face.
January 5th, 2010 - 01:15
I’m not sure how to answer that first one so I’m just going to ignore it but yes, you can ride on other boats.
January 5th, 2010 - 01:35
I’m so hard. He should definitely meet my parents, that’s how committed I would be to this man. And a 6″ dick, that’s just a bonus on top of the Million Dollars inherited from his uncle. I’m so down.
January 5th, 2010 - 01:56
He should be a wedding DJ.
THIS ONE IS FOR ALL THE LAAAAADIES
January 5th, 2010 - 04:10
Thank GOD I live in Michigan.
January 5th, 2010 - 10:37
He looks a lot younger than he sounds.
January 5th, 2010 - 14:34
At about ten seconds in my thoughts were, “This guy’s from Michigan.” And fuck me, I was right. I need to move.
January 5th, 2010 - 19:53
well hot damn. lucky for him I want both bipolar AND schizo children. score.
what a tool.
January 5th, 2010 - 22:53
Wow.just wow
January 6th, 2010 - 02:10
Do you have a vagina? Are you between the ages of 18-49? Are you still breathing? If your answer is yes to all of these you pass my criteria.
January 7th, 2010 - 02:39
Bipolar, unmotivated, down for statutory rape…sounds like a winner. But hey, at least his family is rich.
January 8th, 2010 - 02:27
If anyone is looking to ride six skinny inches of cold, unemotional, schizo dick, this is a winner.
January 8th, 2010 - 19:18
I met a female version of that once. I threw up a little.
January 9th, 2010 - 00:58
“I don’t have any emotions.”
<__<
January 13th, 2010 - 23:40
HAHAHA HE HAS EMOTIONAL DISORDERS I LOVE FEELING SUPERIOR TO HIM AND DEMEANING HIM FOR HIS HONEST DESPERATION
January 23rd, 2010 - 08:28
“Love would be cool”… I think if this came from a fortune cookie I would feel sad. However, since it came from a mental patient I feel entitled to give this man the correct dosage of whatever drug he needs. If I had the cookie too, I would distribute the drug to him in the cookie.
March 2nd, 2010 - 10:20
hey …. at least he’s honest.