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Permalink | January 3rd, 2010


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41 Responses to “Looking for a Girlfriend”

  1. Rini

    This man is a keeper. I’d love to take him home to mom.


    posted on:January 3rd, 2010 at 6:40 pm

  2. Maaaantits

    “Love would be cool” is an encouraging sentiment.


    posted on:January 3rd, 2010 at 7:49 pm

  3. Captain Howdy

    I have a 6 inch penis.


    posted on:January 3rd, 2010 at 8:34 pm

  4. Leanne

    I like his front rat tail


    posted on:January 3rd, 2010 at 8:36 pm

  5. zensational

    that made me a little bit sad


    posted on:January 3rd, 2010 at 8:42 pm

  6. Lola

    I’m dumping my boyfriend for this guy. Immediately.


    posted on:January 3rd, 2010 at 9:19 pm

  7. Jon

    The Million dollar 6″ Penis


    posted on:January 3rd, 2010 at 11:56 pm

  8. sophiethedog

    Break me off a piece of that! Oh yeah and by putting this on the internet he just ruined is entire love life.


    posted on:January 4th, 2010 at 12:08 am

  9. radix

    he’s obviously depressive, what he needs is not a girlfriend but a therapist


    posted on:January 4th, 2010 at 2:45 am

  10. ozzyozb

    wow this is sad..


    posted on:January 4th, 2010 at 7:12 am

  11. JoshuaZed

    I’d hit that.


    posted on:January 4th, 2010 at 10:02 am

  12. Zweihander

    erm . . . misguided?


    posted on:January 4th, 2010 at 10:13 am

  13. Daisy

    He says he can’t be datin’ no 14 year olds,
    but that’s being a little optimistic.
    But by the time they’re 30 or 50, it’ll be ok.


    posted on:January 4th, 2010 at 10:27 am

  14. Grizz

    Wait, that stuff can be passed down to our kids? Hooray, I want to have greasy bipolar vampire ass babies with you right now!


    posted on:January 4th, 2010 at 12:47 pm

  15. Micah

    Oh my God, I want this man so bad. Too bad he’s straight. I can just imagine how great my life would be with him… I could live in a fancy double wide trailer and support his drug habit. God, why can’t he be gay?!


    posted on:January 4th, 2010 at 2:28 pm

  16. Mikey y

    I’m all for making fun of other people to feel better about myself, but this -just- made me sad.


    posted on:January 4th, 2010 at 3:04 pm

  17. Kevinacus

    I’d dump my gf for this guy


    posted on:January 4th, 2010 at 5:39 pm

  18. L Tramp

    He will always be the one that got away.


    posted on:January 4th, 2010 at 7:10 pm

  19. Lily Liver

    @Lola: I’ll kill us both before I let you have him.


    posted on:January 4th, 2010 at 8:11 pm

  20. Peanut

    This is really sad! But funny! But mainly sad!


    posted on:January 4th, 2010 at 8:51 pm

  21. Jesus

    It’s sad that he’s going to die alone


    posted on:January 4th, 2010 at 9:11 pm

  22. Captain Howdy

    @Lily - Well, worst case scenario, if you fail at killing Lola and she manages to get him before you then there’s always me.

    I have a boat.


    posted on:January 4th, 2010 at 11:23 pm

  23. Lola

    @Lily - can’t we just share him? There’s clearly enough to go around.


    posted on:January 4th, 2010 at 11:36 pm

  24. Beeker

    Hit me up.


    posted on:January 4th, 2010 at 11:58 pm

  25. Lily Liver

    @Captain But is it a 6 inch boat with no wind in it’s sails? Follow -up question: Can I ride on other boats?

    @Lola It’s schizophrenia, not multiple personality syndrome. Okay. You can have his face.


    posted on:January 5th, 2010 at 1:07 am

  26. Captain Howdy

    I’m not sure how to answer that first one so I’m just going to ignore it but yes, you can ride on other boats.


    posted on:January 5th, 2010 at 1:15 am

  27. Becca

    I’m so hard. He should definitely meet my parents, that’s how committed I would be to this man. And a 6″ dick, that’s just a bonus on top of the Million Dollars inherited from his uncle. I’m so down.


    posted on:January 5th, 2010 at 1:35 am

  28. Dude Poogers

    He should be a wedding DJ.

    THIS ONE IS FOR ALL THE LAAAAADIES


    posted on:January 5th, 2010 at 1:56 am

  29. VonSandwich

    Thank GOD I live in Michigan.


    posted on:January 5th, 2010 at 4:10 am

  30. HoodedMiracle

    He looks a lot younger than he sounds.


    posted on:January 5th, 2010 at 10:37 am

  31. sweetestsadist

    At about ten seconds in my thoughts were, “This guy’s from Michigan.” And fuck me, I was right. I need to move.


    posted on:January 5th, 2010 at 2:34 pm

  32. nickoalruhnay

    well hot damn. lucky for him I want both bipolar AND schizo children. score.

    what a tool.


    posted on:January 5th, 2010 at 7:53 pm

  33. Tommy

    Wow.just wow


    posted on:January 5th, 2010 at 10:53 pm

  34. Steve

    Do you have a vagina? Are you between the ages of 18-49? Are you still breathing? If your answer is yes to all of these you pass my criteria.


    posted on:January 6th, 2010 at 2:10 am

  35. Ashley-

    Bipolar, unmotivated, down for statutory rape…sounds like a winner. But hey, at least his family is rich.


    posted on:January 7th, 2010 at 2:39 am

  36. ssiixx

    If anyone is looking to ride six skinny inches of cold, unemotional, schizo dick, this is a winner.


    posted on:January 8th, 2010 at 2:27 am

  37. gvbjbv

    I met a female version of that once. I threw up a little.


    posted on:January 8th, 2010 at 7:18 pm

  38. Minka

    “I don’t have any emotions.”
    <__<


    posted on:January 9th, 2010 at 12:58 am

  39. Tizzy

    HAHAHA HE HAS EMOTIONAL DISORDERS I LOVE FEELING SUPERIOR TO HIM AND DEMEANING HIM FOR HIS HONEST DESPERATION


    posted on:January 13th, 2010 at 11:40 pm

  40. Mr. Dink

    “Love would be cool”… I think if this came from a fortune cookie I would feel sad. However, since it came from a mental patient I feel entitled to give this man the correct dosage of whatever drug he needs. If I had the cookie too, I would distribute the drug to him in the cookie.


    posted on:January 23rd, 2010 at 8:28 am

  41. Cassie

    hey …. at least he’s honest.


    posted on:March 2nd, 2010 at 10:20 am

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