It follows the classic three-act style: some guy doing heroin and ipods, same guy flinging around a plastic sword, and finally some guy saying Love: it’s what you do over and over. It’s like Star Wars if The Empire Strikes Back was some fat fuck flinging plastic around.
1. This video shows an ipod, he owes Steve Jobs money.
2. Chinstrap beard.
3. Bluetooth.
4. The scene where the Starfield screensaver is playing on his shirt.
5. This video depicts heroine usage, he owes Kurt Cobain money.
6. He was probably a baton twirler at some point in his life.
7. Greatest metaphor for male prostitutes ever.
7 explained: He shoots up, puts on some tunes, and goes struttin’ down the street so that he can beat people with his love stick because lovin’ is what he does.
January 19th, 2010 - 08:15
Did he just inject himself with an empty hypo?! What a great way to give yourself a fatal embolism. Idiot.
January 19th, 2010 - 11:19
^^
January 19th, 2010 - 11:23
Fail, it’s what you do.
January 19th, 2010 - 12:42
As much as I agree with the general sentiment, there is such a thing as overdoing it.
And I prefer my dad’s variation: Find something you’d do anyway, and then trick someone into paying you to do it.
January 19th, 2010 - 14:03
Good job, fatty. Way to be a retarded fatty fat fat fat.
January 19th, 2010 - 14:12
It follows the classic three-act style: some guy doing heroin and ipods, same guy flinging around a plastic sword, and finally some guy saying Love: it’s what you do over and over. It’s like Star Wars if The Empire Strikes Back was some fat fuck flinging plastic around.
January 19th, 2010 - 14:36
That took some strange, highly erotic turns.
January 19th, 2010 - 15:28
I can’t get over how terrible Aerosmith is.
January 19th, 2010 - 23:42
If you multiply fat by this guy, you get super fatty fat fuck fail fag.
January 20th, 2010 - 02:34
He looked so B.A. when he slammed the door. And even more B.A. when I saw that hole in the wall that he probably punched. How awesome.
Let’s hope his mom doesn’t see that one. It’s bad enough that he’s filming this stuff in her house.
January 20th, 2010 - 05:53
The synchro at 1:28 is stunning.
So uh, I do love all day long, yeah, but I still can’t wave around the broomstick like fatso here. Love sucks.
January 20th, 2010 - 07:21
I think this is what emos would be like if they chose happiness over sadness.
January 20th, 2010 - 07:40
I missed the video….
January 20th, 2010 - 14:51
I’m confused, is this a tribute video to himself?
January 20th, 2010 - 19:21
Nice hat.
January 20th, 2010 - 19:24
He’s such a handsome sexy bear…to bad he is a complete moron / giant douche…
January 20th, 2010 - 22:08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRbywRIvP7Q
January 21st, 2010 - 12:14
At first I really thought that was him singing and was like, wow, he’s not too bad. Then I realized it was Steven Tyler and turned it off. Ninjas?
January 24th, 2010 - 01:32
1. This video shows an ipod, he owes Steve Jobs money.
2. Chinstrap beard.
3. Bluetooth.
4. The scene where the Starfield screensaver is playing on his shirt.
5. This video depicts heroine usage, he owes Kurt Cobain money.
6. He was probably a baton twirler at some point in his life.
7. Greatest metaphor for male prostitutes ever.
7 explained: He shoots up, puts on some tunes, and goes struttin’ down the street so that he can beat people with his love stick because lovin’ is what he does.
January 26th, 2010 - 06:50
Excellent Video..nice job on the cinematography..I really enjoyed this….