Holy shit! A real-life, fat Napoleon Dynamite. God damn. I thought they over-exaggerated the hell out of that character, but it’s nice to know that these people really exist. I can’t wait for the next video where he shows us his “nunchuk skills.”
Also: I like this kid’s technique. Anyone can swing the sharp side of the sword at someone, but it takes a real badass to try to bitchslap the imaginary friends with the sides of the swords.
Ok, I understand that he’s fat. That’s ok. A lot of people are fat. Not something to be ashamed of in this country.
But I CANNOT FORGIVE THAT PONYTAIL.
Generally, I would say something down the lines of “I want the 6:28 of my life back…” But this was just too good!
I took two years of Aikido and one year of Kendo. All that swinging and fancy sword play is meant for the movies… This kid need to get off the video games and attempt to learn some real martial arts. Shit, maybe that fatty will shed a few pounds too!
However, I do give props to the Dragon Twist @ 5:05
I am a fatty myself, since a kid, and now 35 years old. Everytime I see that kind of guy going ‘I want to show the world I’m not just a fatty” and over-fail, I remember my own experiences and failures, and I die a little.
Fuck it all.
@Chip- I probably will. I’ve got some paintballs in my freezer that I was saving for when some kids down the street ride in my lawn but I might use them on him.
Also, I need to start watching the entire video before I comment…DRAGON…TWIIIISTER!!!
This that make this awesome:
1. mother filming
2. Dragon TWISTER!
3. sweat suit
4. “That’s what I can do with only one sword” sexiest words ever uttered.
5. his hair
6. from the shadow I can conclude that the mother or whoever is filming probably looks like Murderface.
7. Who the hell is this for?
@Shillelagh: Yeah, we are a bunch of bastards here. Bringing others down is one of the things that makes us feel like big people. That, and our knowledge of capital letters.
So… a couple days ago the guy in this video walked into my classroom and mumbled some things to my teacher that he didn’t understand… It was weird.
And then I passed him on my way to my car. That was weirder.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
Making fun of autism is hilarious! You guys are awesome! Seriously, I’m out of breath over here! I’m just so glad people aren’t commenting any more! I can only take so much sheer hilarity before literally busting a gut.
January 21st, 2010 - 11:49
Legendary hair . . .
January 21st, 2010 - 12:17
LOL. I just don’t understand why people do things and they think they are so cool… you know… kinda like me commenting on this website.
Props lamer. Whatever floats your freaky pony tail boat.
January 21st, 2010 - 12:34
Star Wars kid anyone?
January 21st, 2010 - 12:37
Holy shit! A real-life, fat Napoleon Dynamite. God damn. I thought they over-exaggerated the hell out of that character, but it’s nice to know that these people really exist. I can’t wait for the next video where he shows us his “nunchuk skills.”
January 21st, 2010 - 12:46
Dragoooon Twister!
January 21st, 2010 - 13:09
I love the epic Dragon Twister at 5:05
January 21st, 2010 - 13:34
Wait, what happened in this video? I was too distracted by that crotchbuldge.
January 21st, 2010 - 13:37
Also: I like this kid’s technique. Anyone can swing the sharp side of the sword at someone, but it takes a real badass to try to bitchslap the imaginary friends with the sides of the swords.
January 21st, 2010 - 14:05
Retard strength AND swords? His mother is playing with fire here.
January 21st, 2010 - 14:55
If you pause it at 3:20, it’s obvious Darth Vader is filming the video. I think we have a new Sith Lord on our hands. Don’t underestimate the sweats.
January 21st, 2010 - 15:20
I seriously go to school with this kid. Me and a couple guys found this a few days ago. His mullet is magical.
January 21st, 2010 - 15:53
And i jizzed in my pants.
January 21st, 2010 - 19:00
Ok, I understand that he’s fat. That’s ok. A lot of people are fat. Not something to be ashamed of in this country.
But I CANNOT FORGIVE THAT PONYTAIL.
January 21st, 2010 - 20:38
He can’t even kill a bug with those skills.
January 21st, 2010 - 22:17
He’s surprisingly good. For a fatty.
January 21st, 2010 - 23:24
Watching this, I couldn’t help but wonder when they made an even worse sequel to Napoleon Dynamite.
Forgot the Weeaboo tag.
January 22nd, 2010 - 01:29
Oh good fucking God.
I just looked at this girl’s other videos. Apparently, she and her brother go to the same school as me.
Wow… just…. fucking wow.
January 22nd, 2010 - 01:43
Generally, I would say something down the lines of “I want the 6:28 of my life back…” But this was just too good!
I took two years of Aikido and one year of Kendo. All that swinging and fancy sword play is meant for the movies… This kid need to get off the video games and attempt to learn some real martial arts. Shit, maybe that fatty will shed a few pounds too!
However, I do give props to the Dragon Twist @ 5:05
Lastly, it looks like his mom is filming.
January 22nd, 2010 - 02:47
Crust slash?? Gross.
January 22nd, 2010 - 08:35
this guy is a good multi tasker
look at him at 1:14 swinging his sword AND adjusting his ponytail
gj chubby =]
January 22nd, 2010 - 10:59
I remember seeing this a few days back. He’s got ass burgers. LOL
I think that means he’s similar to rain man but he can’t count cards or toothpicks, he can just flail around with a sword like some fat moron.
January 22nd, 2010 - 13:58
impressive Dragon Twister, but he needs to work on his general demeanor.
i am mega glad to see more posts on this site Raisins, serious stuff.
January 22nd, 2010 - 18:32
Why has nobody commented on the almighty bull………..CHARGE!
Also..the sound effects he makes reminds me of Sora from Kingdom Hearts.
January 22nd, 2010 - 20:34
The sister said they’re from Dearborn Heights (MI), sadly another Michigan video….. :-(
January 22nd, 2010 - 20:35
Here’s another terrible one by the same girl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSN1Z_UImg8
January 23rd, 2010 - 12:45
@Chips: I know… When I see all these people from Michigan on this website it scares me to know how close they are to me.
January 23rd, 2010 - 13:27
I’m in Texas going to school now, but I’m originally from Troy…. which means these people are 45 minutes away from me…..
January 23rd, 2010 - 14:26
I am a fatty myself, since a kid, and now 35 years old. Everytime I see that kind of guy going ‘I want to show the world I’m not just a fatty” and over-fail, I remember my own experiences and failures, and I die a little.
Fuck it all.
January 23rd, 2010 - 17:32
At first, I thought this guy was my neighbor. They look exactly alike including the sweater shirt thing and they do this kind of shit all the time.
Then I saw the Michigan stuff and knew that I needn’t run over there and mock him.
January 23rd, 2010 - 17:36
If your neighbor looks like this kid you should mock him regardless of him having a video on YouTube or not.
January 23rd, 2010 - 17:40
@Chip- I probably will. I’ve got some paintballs in my freezer that I was saving for when some kids down the street ride in my lawn but I might use them on him.
Also, I need to start watching the entire video before I comment…DRAGON…TWIIIISTER!!!
January 24th, 2010 - 01:17
This that make this awesome:
1. mother filming
2. Dragon TWISTER!
3. sweat suit
4. “That’s what I can do with only one sword” sexiest words ever uttered.
5. his hair
6. from the shadow I can conclude that the mother or whoever is filming probably looks like Murderface.
7. Who the hell is this for?
January 24th, 2010 - 23:54
i just saw this clip on tosh.o
January 25th, 2010 - 06:49
How many of us are from Michigan?
January 25th, 2010 - 12:40
@AinElohim
It was his sister filming. She has many comments on the original video where she tells people to fuck off cause her brother has Ass Burgers.
January 25th, 2010 - 17:57
i don’t think any one of you idiots realized “autism” is a tag. meaning this kid is autistic.
what he is doing is probably the coolest thing in the world to him and here you all are making fun of him.
i doubt you like it if the coolest thing you did was made fun of by people who don’t understand you.
January 27th, 2010 - 07:24
@Shillelagh: Yeah, we are a bunch of bastards here. Bringing others down is one of the things that makes us feel like big people. That, and our knowledge of capital letters.
January 31st, 2010 - 16:48
This man is truly the chosen one. I am in complete AHH at his greatness.
February 4th, 2010 - 22:29
HAHAHA PONY TAIL OUT OF NOWHERE
April 22nd, 2010 - 06:16
So… a couple days ago the guy in this video walked into my classroom and mumbled some things to my teacher that he didn’t understand… It was weird.
And then I passed him on my way to my car. That was weirder.
June 18th, 2010 - 19:49
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
Making fun of autism is hilarious! You guys are awesome! Seriously, I’m out of breath over here! I’m just so glad people aren’t commenting any more! I can only take so much sheer hilarity before literally busting a gut.