Michel Michel makes an outstanding point. Why doesn’t he have a raging hard-on? As surprised as I am to be saying this, it would be LESS creepy if he had a boner.
Wow, I haven’t uttered that sentence since my 6th birthday!
@joshywashy that made me cry a little that you referenced a reference to Silence of the Lambs and didn’t even bat a young, naive eyelash about it. I hope at least your balls have dropped.
January 22nd, 2010 - 11:34
I came, like nine times. I think it was the hooves.
January 22nd, 2010 - 12:26
You know what, I may be a gay man…. but I will NEVER be this gay… and I got a cum facial last night.
January 22nd, 2010 - 12:40
I wonder what dark places that horn has seen… Oo
January 22nd, 2010 - 14:08
it puts the lotion on the skin.
January 22nd, 2010 - 14:58
Waitwaitwaitwaitwait…he didn’t tuck his horn back. Doesn’t count.
January 22nd, 2010 - 15:45
Or it get’s the HORSE again.
January 22nd, 2010 - 16:03
Unicorn Furry with a replica sword… if there’s an ICP tattoo under that makeup then you’ve found the lowest point a human can reach.
January 22nd, 2010 - 16:13
My brain just started a self destruct sequence.
January 22nd, 2010 - 16:32
Why’s it always the pretty ones that are so crazy? And gay. I’m pretty sure he’s gay.
January 22nd, 2010 - 17:02
I don’t like this at all.
January 22nd, 2010 - 18:11
Definitely the hooves.
January 22nd, 2010 - 18:50
You know, I liked this way before any of you. And you know what I mean.
January 23rd, 2010 - 02:37
I was hoping this would end with hara kiri.
January 23rd, 2010 - 13:03
30 seconds in I shuddered to death. Holy fuck…
January 23rd, 2010 - 14:33
He gets to live his ultimate fantazy and don’t even have an hard’on ? I can guess that it’s casual to him, then ??
January 23rd, 2010 - 17:30
The only way this could have been creepier is if it was set to Hungry Eyes by Eric Carmen.
January 23rd, 2010 - 19:44
i’d tap that. D:
January 23rd, 2010 - 20:49
Well, I’ve got a boner now.
January 23rd, 2010 - 21:35
Silence of the lambs 4: The gaying of the horses.
January 24th, 2010 - 00:10
reminded me of clerks 2 “would you fuck me, ild fuck me ild fuck me hard”
January 24th, 2010 - 18:24
Michel Michel makes an outstanding point. Why doesn’t he have a raging hard-on? As surprised as I am to be saying this, it would be LESS creepy if he had a boner.
Wow, I haven’t uttered that sentence since my 6th birthday!
January 24th, 2010 - 19:13
@joshywashy that made me cry a little that you referenced a reference to Silence of the Lambs and didn’t even bat a young, naive eyelash about it. I hope at least your balls have dropped.
January 24th, 2010 - 21:53
I think my eyes are bleeding.OH FUCKK
January 25th, 2010 - 06:58
Is it possible for something to create new repressed childhood memories of sexual abuse after you’ve hit 30? I think this just did that to me.
January 25th, 2010 - 23:35
Atleast his body looks better than the people commenting.
February 14th, 2010 - 00:05
OH NO, ITS THE DILDO HORN, FROM MY DREAMS!
March 5th, 2010 - 19:17
What’s the big deal..
I though he was sexy..