I’m wondering what this guy was thinking about when spankin it. I mean, was he jerking it to the thought of the cockroach? I couldn’t possibly get an erection with a cockroach near me.
What if the cockroach was a female? And what if he got it pregnant? Now hes gonna have a bunch of cockroaches running around… (waiting for someone to call them n*ggers)
February 4th, 2010 - 12:45
“I need to tell the internet” = Best tag ever
February 4th, 2010 - 13:05
@Shay- Seconded!
Can we also get a “cockroach pwning” tag in here? Bug battling is apparently serious business.
February 4th, 2010 - 15:06
“I need to tell the internet” actually explains quite a lot of stuff out there.
And I quite like “cockroach pwning” as a phrase.
February 4th, 2010 - 16:39
I’m wondering what this guy was thinking about when spankin it. I mean, was he jerking it to the thought of the cockroach? I couldn’t possibly get an erection with a cockroach near me.
February 4th, 2010 - 18:26
i guess its like communism, sounds good when it really isn’t. gf roach.
February 4th, 2010 - 18:26
My question is why did he feel the need to tell the internet?
February 4th, 2010 - 21:50
Now the only way the cockaroach to survive..To eat the sticky cum
February 4th, 2010 - 22:20
Those Brits’ll blow a load on anything. Ask Ireland.
February 5th, 2010 - 04:29
cream on my cockroach!
cockroach’s will survive by any means. healthy diet of protein never hurt
February 5th, 2010 - 09:01
I have to know: what forum did this come from? Maybe… maybe it might explain why he felt the need to tell the internet.
Maybe….
February 5th, 2010 - 20:49
Eh, seems normal to me.
February 5th, 2010 - 23:12
Awesome.
February 6th, 2010 - 12:32
I don’t know if I’m more grossed out by his action or by the fact that there was a cockroach in his house.
February 6th, 2010 - 17:24
What if the cockroach was a female? And what if he got it pregnant? Now hes gonna have a bunch of cockroaches running around… (waiting for someone to call them n*ggers)
February 8th, 2010 - 00:47
bukockroach fetish.
February 8th, 2010 - 00:50
but then he’d have to invite his friends as well. the more the merrier!
February 8th, 2010 - 03:56
@ lily liver – he’s australian, not british.
we brits prefer to jizz on caterpillars. that’s how they become butterflies.
February 10th, 2010 - 01:14
@Steve, lol and we will never know…
February 13th, 2010 - 18:35
Is it wrong that this got me all creamy in the pants?
March 8th, 2010 - 14:21
don’t you know!?! cockroaches eat jiz, you just fed him
April 13th, 2010 - 19:37
Totse!