I only watch porno.



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17 Responses to “I only watch porno.”

  1. sweetestsadist

    Question: The title on the video calls this is a Christian Dvd player. How are they going to watch Passion on that thing?

    Current score: 5

    posted on:March 23rd, 2011 at 2:59 pm
  2. flexorz

    Passion of the Christ? Oh no, that stuff is ok!

    Current score: 3

    posted on:March 23rd, 2011 at 3:14 pm
  3. Sari Everna

    How are they going to watch anything? Or anything that’s worth watching, anyway.

    I’m also hoping this is a joke, but I don’t think it is. Why would you even want to censor everything into oblivion like that? *sigh* I’ll never understand fundamentalists.

    Current score: 1

    posted on:March 23rd, 2011 at 3:17 pm
  4. Captain Howdy

    recomendad +100 woold use agin

    Current score: 0

    posted on:March 23rd, 2011 at 3:31 pm
  5. Pita

    I actually used to see this for sale at one of the shops by my house, Target I think. They had this video playing and everything.

    Yet another one of the perks of living in the south, I guess.

    Current score: 0

    posted on:March 23rd, 2011 at 10:53 pm
  6. GrandDragon

    This will be a huge seller in Utah

    Current score: 1

    posted on:March 24th, 2011 at 6:06 am
  7. Beeker

    Now if we can just invent one that won’t play Michael Bay movies we’ll be all set.

    Current score: 1

    posted on:March 24th, 2011 at 9:17 am
  8. seer

    Anybody else notice that they referenced Black Hawk Down in the list of films they had filters for? That movie would consist of just opening and closing credits if you filtered out the violence.

    Also – don’t lie to me, lady. Don’t pretend we don’t know exactly what you were trying to say to your washing machine. The only use for that language filter is to mad lib a movie.

    Current score: 0

    posted on:March 24th, 2011 at 10:01 am
  9. zangief

    Yeah, if you watch scarface on this thing it will be a silent film

    Current score: 0

    posted on:March 24th, 2011 at 3:41 pm
  10. Ravenhallow

    Yep, the sound of screaming at the end there was actually me.
    They also had Rent listed as one of the movies.. if this is a Christian thing wouldn’t that just pretty much wipe your DVD and show you Snow White or something instead?
    I hate these people so much.

    Current score: 1

    posted on:March 25th, 2011 at 8:00 pm
  11. sweetestsadist

    @zangief: How’d you get that scar; eating pineapple?

    Current score: 0

    posted on:March 26th, 2011 at 6:07 am
  12. LilyLiver

    Can I get one that takes out all the bullshit non-gore/violent/sexyfisting stuff, leaving me with just the parts that I would liken to soft, white Oreo filling?

    Current score: 0

    posted on:March 27th, 2011 at 7:50 pm
  13. sweetestsadist

    Raisins must have seen his shadow again and got scared away for another six weeks.

    Current score: 15

    posted on:April 6th, 2011 at 4:09 pm
  14. clawjelly

    Wow… I thought “blanky dee blank” was already the filtered version… What does that say about my normal state of mind?

    Current score: 1

    posted on:April 26th, 2011 at 7:35 am
  15. Dude Poogers

    raisens u dead bro?

    Current score: 1

    posted on:December 30th, 2011 at 4:15 am
  16. Captain Howdy

    Good night, sweet prince.

    Current score: 1

    posted on:July 5th, 2012 at 9:39 pm
  17. Jon

    goodnight, sweet prince

    Current score: 0

    posted on:July 22nd, 2012 at 3:53 am

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