Shitty Techno at The Internet Is Terrible

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on August 2, 2008

. Tags: europe, just stop making music, music, terrible.

Thanks Johnny for reminding me about this bad music, and how I want to die when I hear it.

hey, These are really funny, and I watch them all the time. You should too.

1 CJ
Aug 2nd, 2008 at 4:03 am

Bfff… that ain’t techno. It’s plain shit.
2 Mizz_Cloud
Aug 2nd, 2008 at 5:56 am

I agree with CJ, man I could only sit through the first one and a couple of seconds on the other two.
Crap.
3 Torley Lives
Aug 2nd, 2008 at 7:18 am

Good gosh, they copied Aqua’s intros too! What a rip-off!

Some of this group’s tracks were used in the Dance Dance Revolution series, and “Tarzan & Jane” is like their version of Aqua’s “Barbie Girl”. XD

Would be subversive and disturbing if someone used this music to, say, accompany a montage of Event Horizon clips. Anyone up for that?
4 Ben
Aug 2nd, 2008 at 11:31 am

How is that techno? I believe the name for it is “Pop”.
5 Jacob
Aug 8th, 2008 at 10:35 pm

Oh my lord that’s amazing.
6 mitchFTFuture
Sep 4th, 2008 at 2:25 am

for every Satoshi Tommie…we have this shit
7 Mitch
Sep 27th, 2008 at 4:34 am

I’d fuck that chick, but I would need to put on some Donny Hathaway or some good soul music.

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