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19Nov/0810

A MAN caught by police with his penis inside a pasta sauce jar was still pleasuring himself while resisting arrest

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A MAN caught by police with his penis inside a pasta sauce jar was still pleasuring himself while resisting arrest, a court has been told.

Police drew their weapons after New South Wales man Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, led them on a brief, slow-speed car chase, the Newcastle Herald reports.

Weatherley attracted police attention while he was parked in a no-stopping zone near Nobby's Beach on October 26, Newcastle Local Court was told yesterday.

Police thought he might have a weapon because they saw him doing something with his hands in his lap, the Herald said.

Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.

That's when the pursuit began, the court was told.

When Weatherley was stopped, he refused to leave his car and four officers used batons and capsicum spray to get him out.

They found a 750mm jar around his penis and said Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".

A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

Weatherley pleaded guilty to offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction.

He was convicted and fined $600.

I love how even after the mace he wasn't stopping for anything.

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  1. Why did they have to tell the courts?

  2. What a story to tell his grandkids!

  3. this is the greatest

  4. Was he actually arrested for having sex with bolognese? Isn’t that his right? It’s not like the sauce needs to give consent.

  5. Now that’s what I call a pickle jar!

  6. He thought he’d season the food a little.

    And I wonder if the home made sex aid was the fan+flesh light we saw in an earlier post.

  7. “A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women’s stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.”

    The article makes it sound like the dog was more than just a pet…

  8. lol yeah, I thought it was unusual that they brought that up but I just kind of shrugged it off.

  9. the jar was underaged

  10. wtf was the dog in there for? poor animal.


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