A MAN caught by police with his penis inside a pasta sauce jar was still pleasuring himself while resisting arrest
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A MAN caught by police with his penis inside a pasta sauce jar was still pleasuring himself while resisting arrest, a court has been told.
Police drew their weapons after New South Wales man Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, led them on a brief, slow-speed car chase, the Newcastle Herald reports.
Weatherley attracted police attention while he was parked in a no-stopping zone near Nobby’s Beach on October 26, Newcastle Local Court was told yesterday.
Police thought he might have a weapon because they saw him doing something with his hands in his lap, the Herald said.
Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.
That’s when the pursuit began, the court was told.
When Weatherley was stopped, he refused to leave his car and four officers used batons and capsicum spray to get him out.
They found a 750mm jar around his penis and said Weatherley attempted to continue “pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling“.
A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women’s stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.
Weatherley pleaded guilty to offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction.
He was convicted and fined $600.
I love how even after the mace he wasn’t stopping for anything.
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10 Responses to “A MAN caught by police with his penis inside a pasta sauce jar was still pleasuring himself while resisting arrest”
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Captain Howdy
Why did they have to tell the courts?
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posted on:November 19th, 2008 at 5:41 pm -
Ricehead
What a story to tell his grandkids!
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posted on:November 19th, 2008 at 6:08 pm -
mitchFTFuture
this is the greatest
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posted on:November 19th, 2008 at 10:09 pm -
Father Shaggy
Was he actually arrested for having sex with bolognese? Isn’t that his right? It’s not like the sauce needs to give consent.
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posted on:November 19th, 2008 at 10:12 pm -
Ben
Now that’s what I call a pickle jar!
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posted on:November 19th, 2008 at 11:21 pm -
WEGGLES
He thought he’d season the food a little.
And I wonder if the home made sex aid was the fan+flesh light we saw in an earlier post.
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posted on:November 19th, 2008 at 11:48 pm -
weenaak
“A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women’s stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.”
The article makes it sound like the dog was more than just a pet…
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posted on:November 20th, 2008 at 4:57 pm -
Captain Howdy
lol yeah, I thought it was unusual that they brought that up but I just kind of shrugged it off.
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posted on:November 20th, 2008 at 5:25 pm -
Mindlessgear
the jar was underaged
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posted on:December 6th, 2008 at 12:19 am -
lolinthea23
wtf was the dog in there for? poor animal.
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posted on:December 9th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
