The Internet Is Terrible

Bikini Jeans

Posted by Raisins | Filed under Link, Picture

Thanks thatsmaddecent who only wears these [Link here] Keep flooding twitter you crazy beast.

The comments on that page rock

Those would be so hot without the bikini part.

That would be so hot without the pants part.

oh boy, i can tell you now this is just as evil as spandex. i look forward to seeing a bunch of love rolls cascading out the sides. people who can wear these kinds of clothes usually don’t, and if they do, their numbers are too few to make it worthwhile.

Tags: I would wear them, Japan, jeans, love rolls, wut

Read more | Comments (13) | April 8th, 2009

He goes to public restrooms and pisses on the toilet paper

Posted by Raisins | Filed under Link

Check out his travels so far http://thedeadbaby.blogspot.com/

Tags: awesome, blog, Toilet, what a dick

Read more | Comments (18) | March 18th, 2009

I think they choose those ad’s on purpose

Posted by Raisins | Filed under Link, Picture

Thanks Anthony for showing this to me

Also Saddle Backing

Tags: abortion, anal, church, i hope you get it, jesus, sluts, yahoo

Read more | Comments (7) | January 30th, 2009

Hey google.

Posted by Raisins | Filed under Link

Thanks to thatsmaddecent on twitter for this

What’s going on

just a normal day

That last one was a whole town messing with maps car http://www.streetwithaview.com/

Tags: face, google, larp, maps

Read more | Comments (4) | January 25th, 2009

Pro Tips coming at you

Posted by Raisins | Filed under Link, Video

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Out

Close your eyes while kissing. It’s okay to peek, but for most people it’s creepy to make out with someone who has their eyes wide open the whole time.

If you feel like they are using you, don’t be afraid to tell them that “It’s not okay”. This is a special moment. Don’t let it be something you will regret.

this isn’t the movies, where it’s all perfect and passionate. You’re both human and there will be awkward moments here and there, no matter how many instructions you read. If anything awkward does happen, be quick to laugh with your partner and mend it with a hug or a kiss. A little bit of tickling here and there can also lighten the mood and make your time together not only intimate but also fun.

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Out

Tags: douchebag, girls, I don't think the writer has ever touched a girl, idiot, just knock them out, kiss, then rape them, wikihow, wut

Read more | Comments (10) | January 21st, 2009

Buy me 10 of these

Posted by Raisins | Filed under Link

http://www.realtouch.com/

Tags: belt drive, dick, i want one, jack off, wtf

Read more | Comments (15) | January 12th, 2009

Incomming: Internet Test for you to take

Posted by Raisins | Filed under Link

Internet Test
CLICK HERE
MORE MONEY MORE PRIZES,I LOVE IT

Tags: fact, internet, opinions

Read more | Comments (14) | January 1st, 2009

A MAN caught by police with his penis inside a pasta sauce jar was still pleasuring himself while resisting arrest

Posted by Raisins | Filed under Link

Link to news story

A MAN caught by police with his penis inside a pasta sauce jar was still pleasuring himself while resisting arrest, a court has been told.

Police drew their weapons after New South Wales man Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, led them on a brief, slow-speed car chase, the Newcastle Herald reports.

Weatherley attracted police attention while he was parked in a no-stopping zone near Nobby’s Beach on October 26, Newcastle Local Court was told yesterday.

Police thought he might have a weapon because they saw him doing something with his hands in his lap, the Herald said.

Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.

That’s when the pursuit began, the court was told.

When Weatherley was stopped, he refused to leave his car and four officers used batons and capsicum spray to get him out.

They found a 750mm jar around his penis and said Weatherley attempted to continue “pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling“.

A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women’s stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

Weatherley pleaded guilty to offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction.

He was convicted and fined $600.